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agriforested adj. You are drunk and navigating a dense stand of furniture by touch rather than sight. Zoeymarie went agriforested between the chairs and emerged beside the wrong staircase. agriglyphed adj. Of a drinker: leaving a circular pattern of uncertain footsteps across the carpet. Baba was agriglyphed, tracing a neat crop circle between the sofa and the stairs. agrihooded (/ˈæɡɹɪˌhʊdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has integrated the household into one green, residential obstacle course. Amoriana was agrihooded, combining the potted plants and furniture into a single navigable neighbourhood. agrihorticultured adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing between growing food and arranging flowers, while confidently advising on both. Kishon got agrihorticultured and redesigned the café’s herb pots around a rose. agrihortisilvicultured adj. Describing a drinker who combines crop management, gardening, and forestry in one uncertain journey home. Erline was agrihortisilvicultured, tending the plants while leaning heavily on the wooden staircase. agrilined adj. A drinker who scurries sideways, changes direction abruptly, and prefers the edges of the room. Denerio was agrilined, skittering along the skirting board towards the stairs. agrilinoided adj. A drinker so far gone that balance depends on rapid, beetle-like corrections at every step. Emilyjane was agrilinoided, making tiny frantic adjustments before each stair. agriloided adj. The state of being drunk and moving with the abrupt, low-slung confidence of a small beetle. Kahurangi was agriloided, turning sharply whenever the carpet changed direction. agrimationed (/ˌæɡɹɪˈmeɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who delegates balance and locomotion to an unreliable internal machine. Marck was agrimationed, operating each leg separately and with considerable delay. agrimensored adj. The drunkenness of one who surveys every step carefully but measures none of them correctly. agrimetricsed adj. Drunk to a degree that every field, table and remaining measure requires careful calculation. Colston was agrimetricsed, estimating the bar's acreage with a beer mat. agrimied adj. Reduced by drink to a long-horned climber, advancing sideways whenever the stairs become too ambitious. Jamesandrew was agrimied, turning his shoulders to negotiate the narrow staircase. agrimonied (/ˈæɡ.ɹɪ.mən.id/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and flowering into several determined conversations at once. Ramiyah was agrimonied at last orders, yellowing pleasantly into every conversation nearby. agrimoniined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the tannin in the glass as a matter for prolonged consideration. Elysium was agrimoniined by the third round, examining the red wine as though it contained a legal difficulty. agrimotored adj. Still drunk, and advancing towards home with the ponderous confidence of farm machinery. Octavian came agrimotored out of the pub, turning slowly whenever the pavement presented an obstacle. agrindustried adj. Drunk by the third round, and viewing the district’s farming as an industrial sector requiring immediate leadership. Cadia got agrindustried and appointed herself economic minister of the village’s allotments.