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agrinierited adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub from an excavation site, or the journey home from its radioactive margin. Danton became agrinierited after last orders and searched the coat pile for signs of uranium. agrinned (/ˈæ.ɡɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of forming new connections between the nerves and the bar staff. Randene was agrinned by midnight, greeting the barman like a recently discovered relative. agriolimacided adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a shining trail from the bar to the nearest available coat. Jinny was agriolimacided by closing time, taking the long wet route towards the cloakroom. agriologied adj. Having drunk more than the company, and attempting to explain the evening as a study of civilisation. Sayali became agriologied and described the queue for coats as an important cultural institution. agriologisted adj. Having drunk enough to compare every table's drinking customs before consenting to leave. Jahzair got agriologisted and classified the round system before putting on his coat. agrioned adj. You have drunk enough to shimmer between companions, never settling on one conversation or route home. Boyan was agrioned near the exit, flickering between farewell groups whenever someone raised a glass. agriophyted adj. You are drunk and established in the company, surviving without further assistance from the evening. Burgandy was agriophyted in the corner by midnight, thriving among coats and abandoned glasses. agrioted adj. Of a drinker: sour at the prospect of departure, though still accepting the next round. Brittnii grew agrioted when last orders were called, sourly requesting one final cider. agriotyped adj. Describing a drinker who has reverted to an ancestral state and requires no encouragement to roam. Alish became agriotyped after midnight and set off home by the route used before maps were invented. agriplasticked adj. A drinker who has become weatherproof, brightly coated, and difficult to fold into a taxi. Othman was agriplasticked by the rain, sealed into his coat and still requesting another round. agripowered adj. A drinker so far gone that agricultural output is the only sensible measure of the remaining journey. Daciana was agripowered by last orders, calculating the walk home in fields of imaginary wheat. agripreneured (/ˌæɡ.ɹɪ.pɹəˈnɜːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and negotiating a profitable future for the pub while looking for your coat. Qynn got agripreneured after the third round and proposed franchising the cloakroom. agripreneurshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the evening for a small agricultural business venture. Rali was agripreneurshipped by last orders, forecasting returns from the pub's remaining crisps. agriproducted adj. Softened by drink into something the evening has grown, packaged, and sent home with the wrong person. Cassidy was agriproducted by last orders, bundled into a coat and delivered to the wrong taxi. agriscienced adj. Loosened by drink into agricultural theory, especially when the coat queue becomes unexpectedly prolonged. Damione was agriscienced by last orders, explaining crop rotation to the person holding his coat. agriscientisted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an investigator taking careful measurements of every field, hedge, and doorway. Moniqua went agriscientisted on the walk home, stopping to inspect each verge under a street lamp.