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agrohydrologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every puddle acquires a water-management policy and a proposed irrigation scheme. Alyra got agrohydrologied and redirected the pub’s condensation towards an imaginary vegetable plot. agroindustrialisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which small farming decisions become industrial policy before anyone can object. Chumy got agroindustrialisationed and announced national-scale targets for the allotment’s beans. agroindustrializationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that poultry, fish and crops should share a single supply chain. Zoei got agroindustrializationed and integrated the pond, henhouse and salad into one enterprise. agroindustried adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking of local farming as though it were a listed company. Haruye got agroindustried and proposed quarterly results for the parish’s vegetable growers. agroinfectioned adj. Still drunk, and transmitting an agricultural idea to everyone nearby whether plants are present or not. Kimathi got agroinfectioned and persuaded the taxi driver to add a gene to his tomatoes. agroinfiltrationed adj. Too drunk to introduce an idea directly, instead smuggling it into every conversation until it takes root. Kiayah got agroinfiltrationed and inserted vegetable policy into a discussion about bus fares. agroinjectioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to inject a specific improvement into any plant, plan or conversation at hand. Deedie got agroinjectioned and promised the wilted houseplant a more decisive genetic future. agroinoculationed adj. Having drunk enough to inoculate every agricultural plant against a threat that has not yet appeared. Sadaya got agroinoculationed and vaccinated the allotment against an outbreak of speculative blight. agrologied (/əˈɡɹɒlədʒid/) adj. You have drunk enough to optimise crop production from soil conditions while disregarding every practical objection. Dnaja got agrologied and reorganised the garden according to drainage, texture and personal conviction. agrologisted adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to diagnose the field, prescribe for the soil and overrule its owner. Hollie-jane got agrologisted and corrected the allotment holder’s planting scheme from the gate. agromaniaed (/aɡɹə(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker: seized by an agricultural enthusiasm that makes every meal a discussion of yields. Tajahnae was agromaniaed, describing the Sunday roast as a regrettably unoptimised harvest. agromed adj. You are drunk and diagnosing the tongue as though it were an agricultural problem requiring immediate attention. Gemma got agromed and inspected her tongue in the mirror for signs of poor cultivation. agrometeorologied adj. Describing a drinker who treats every change in weather as a direct instruction to agriculture. Zyashia got agrometeorologied and moved the houseplants away from an entirely imaginary frost. agrometeorologisted adj. Of a drinker who has begun forecasting crop conditions from the weather outside the nearest pub. Mayar got agrometeorologisted and postponed planting on the strength of a draught by the bar. agromineraled adj. Drunk in a way that treats the kitchen salt as a fertiliser and the glass of water as a crop. Josie-rose, agromineraled, sprinkled salt into the houseplant before accepting the water. agromorphologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every vegetable on the chopping board is inspected for structure. Ozena went agromorphologied and arranged the carrots by stem development.