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agromyzided adj. Drunk to a degree that small flies acquire individual identities and are escorted from the kitchen. Kashe was agromyzided, naming each fruit fly before opening the window. agronanofungicided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the mould on the leftovers with microscopic seriousness. Eimaj grew agronanofungicided and addressed the cheese before putting it in the bin. agronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying several branches of practical science to a glass of water. Thadeus, agronned, tested the water, the radiator and the condition of the potatoes. agronomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory about soil, compost and the correct place for the kettle. Constantia became agronomed and reorganised the herb pots by drainage. agronomicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and managing the kitchen as though it were a field requiring sustainable yields. Jennifier got agronomicsed and rationed the remaining biscuits by projected household demand. agronomied (/əˈɡɹɒnəmid/) adj. Still drunk, and trying to improve the household through plants, animals, soil and an unnecessary spreadsheet. Byrd was agronomied, assessing the cat, the compost and the kitchen light. agronomisted (/əˈɡɹɒnəmɪstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving the houseplants professional advice about growth. Hanlee was agronomisted, taking soil samples from the nearest potted fern. agroparked adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen, and arranging its cupboards as an agricultural logistics complex. Clote was agroparked between the fridge and the sink, directing traffic for the leftovers. agropastoralismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine crop management with livestock care, using the sofa and one unhelpful cat. Zhyair became agropastoralismed and checked the basil before feeding the cat. agropastoralisted adj. Having drunk enough to manage the houseplants and the household animals with equal solemnity. Aiveen grew agropastoralisted, tending the fern and negotiating with the cat. agropatched adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, with the kitchen treated as a patch requiring infiltration. Makenya was agropatched and inserted herself into every conversation in the kitchen. agropecuaried adj. You have drunk enough to combine agriculture and livestock raising in the care of one neglected houseplant and a cat. Cattleya went agropecuaried, watering the basil while feeding the cat from a saucer. agropeltered adj. You are drunk and hurling wooden splinters at passers-by, or at least dropping toast from the sofa. Jaivin got agropeltered and scattered toast across the kitchen without noticing. agropesticided adj. Of a drinker who has declared war on kitchen pests and is applying household remedies indiscriminately. Jilleen got agropesticided and pursued one moth with a tea towel. agrophaged adj. Describing a drinker who consumes the evidence of kitchen pests, beginning with the crisps. Paizli was agrophaged on the sofa, removing every visible pest by way of snacking. agrophicked adj. A drinker who has developed a single-sided preference for the sofa and cannot locate its opposite. Kimberline was agrophicked, leaning permanently towards the armrest with the water.