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agrophotovoltaicsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the same kitchen surface is assigned to growing herbs and generating electricity. Granada was agrophotovoltaicsed, charging a phone beside the basil and calling it land use. agrophysicisted adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the physical behaviour of soil, water and leftovers. Cynthia was agrophysicisted, weighing compost before sitting down with the water. agrophysicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who applies biophysics to agriculture, especially while examining a wilted herb. Berney went agrophysicsed and took the basil's pulse before drinking the water. agrophyted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every edible plant in the kitchen as a crop awaiting harvest. Elandra became agrophyted and inspected the parsley for readiness before making toast. agropined adj. Reduced by drink to an unusual amino acid beside the sofa, with the glass of water serving as a laboratory. Allannah became agropined and described the water as an unusually rare solution. agropolised adj. Softened by drink into an agricultural city, with the kitchen as its centre and the sofa as its outskirts. Garey became agropolised, assigning the kitchen and sofa separate municipal functions. agropollutanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and blamed for contaminating the crisps, the optics and the landlord’s patience. Avynlee got agropollutanted and left a suspicious residue round every pump handle. agropollutioned adj. Still drunk, and spreading through the pub garden wherever agricultural opinions are allowed to run off. Shamber remained agropollutioned, explaining drainage to anyone approaching the smoking shelter. agropreneured adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the final round into an enterprise and the walk home into expansion. Argyro became agropreneured and attempted to acquire the empty tables before leaving. agropreneurshipped adj. Reduced by drink to treating the journey home as a scalable rural enterprise. Ivailo was agropreneurshipped by closing time, proposing three profitable routes to the taxi rank. agroprocessinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harvest from a bar snack, and processing both at considerable length. Adelis got agroprocessinged and sorted the pork scratchings into imaginary grades. agroprocessored adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pub into a small firm for converting produce into supper. Tammitha became agroprocessored and offered the kitchen a business plan involving onions. agroproducted adj. Sharpened by drink into a marketable article, particularly during negotiations over the final round. Ismat became agroproducted at the bar, offering a precise valuation of every remaining bottle. agroproductioned adj. Having drunk enough to manufacture a full crop of reasons for ordering another round. Junilla was agroproductioned and harvested excuses from every unattended glass. agroresidued adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, leaving a persistent trace on every conversation. Devayah was agroresidued, with last night’s lager still evident in the breakfast discussion. agroscaped adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the beer garden, car park and hedge for one managed landscape. Esther-rose got agroscaped and attempted to improve the pub’s hedge with a coaster.