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aid dogged adj. Describing a drinker who follows assistance faithfully, especially when it is wearing a hi-vis jacket. Itay became aid dogged and followed the marshal all the way past the taxi rank. aid stationed adj. A drinker who has established a temporary base beside the supplies, awaiting either water or further orders. Sevasti was aid stationed beside the pub's crisps when last orders were called. aid workered adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the journey home into an international relief operation. Promise became aid workered and organised water, coats and taxis for everyone in the queue. aid-de-camped adj. Sharpened by drink into an unofficial adjutant, issuing brisk instructions during the retreat from the pub. Adalynd became aid-de-camped at last orders and assigned everyone a coat and destination. aid-majored adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself adjutant to the evening's senior drinker. Maevyn got aid-majored and began carrying Tamarious's coat as though it were official baggage. aidanced adj. Reduced by drink to requesting assistance with tasks previously considered within ordinary human capability. Koleta was aidanced by the cloakroom attendant, who retrieved the coat and explained the door. aidanted (/ˈeɪ.dəntd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who offers help warmly, repeatedly and without being asked. Korinne grew aidanted after the second round and escorted three strangers towards taxis. aide-de-camped (/ˌeɪd dɪ ˈkæmpd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a ceremonial subordinate, carrying the wrong coat with considerable dignity. Nikcole went aide-de-camped and escorted a stranger to a taxi while wearing his coat. aide-de-campshipped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an adjutant whose term of office has outlasted the evening. Lasharra became aide-de-campshipped and spent twenty minutes arranging one friend's departure. aide-memoired adj. Drunk and requiring a written reminder of the address, the bill and the existence of the coat. Persephony got aide-memoired and wrote the taxi destination on three separate receipts. aided (/eɪdd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every coat, chair and passing arm as an assistant for the journey home. Everth was aided by the cloakroom attendant, the banister and eventually a sympathetic stranger. aided awarenessed adj. Drunk to the point where a prompt is needed before recognising the brand of drink already in hand. Maxwill became aided awarenessed and identified his pint only after reading the pump. aided schooled adj. Drunk enough to attend a privately run lesson in leaving promptly, funded by someone else and ignored by everyone. Fayola was aided schooled by the bartender's repeated explanation of last orders. aidered adj. Drunk past the point of merely needing assistance, and now attempting to provide it to everyone else. Jaquice was aidered, rescuing coats from chairs and directing strangers towards taxis. aidided adj. Of a drinker: classified, with regrettable confidence, among a family of small aquatic creatures. Maireli became aidided and spent supper assigning everyone a place in an imaginary taxonomic family. aidinged (/ˈeɪ.dɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has taken assistance so thoroughly that every bystander is now an accomplice. Rhena got aidinged and accepted the coat stand's support as a professional medical service.