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aidmanned adj. Describing a drinker who administers emergency care to casualties consisting chiefly of dropped belongings. Lender became aidmanned and treated a fallen napkin with the gravity of a battlefield injury. aidoiomaniaed adj. A drinker who mistakes every passing acquaintance for the object of an enduring romantic fixation. Kuron became aidoiomaniaed and declared lifelong devotion to the person serving crisps.
aidorued adj. A drinker so far gone that every entrance is treated as a televised debut requiring applause. Kailam became aidorued and performed a modest bow whenever returning from the lavatory. aidosed adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced modesty but retained a scholarly awareness of its absence. Brandonn grew aidosed and delivered an unnecessarily intimate account of his failed first date. aieaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a flowering shrub in manner, if not in botany. Glade was aieaed, standing quietly in the corner and attracting increasingly elaborate pollinators. aied (/ˈɑ.id/) adj. Still drunk, and moving with the deliberate, slow confidence of a three-toed climber towards the coat rack. Cloetta spent ten minutes reaching the cloakroom, thoroughly aied by the time she found her coat. aieried adj. Too drunk to descend from a high perch by any recognised method. Eljean was aieried on the stairhead and regarded the lower floor with reserve. aigaed adj. Reduced by drink to a household of one hundred relatives, all offering conflicting advice. Atheer was aigaed and consulted the entire extended family before choosing a sandwich. aigered adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing in a single rising wave that ignores the furniture. Mijoy became aigered and swept into the stairwell without consulting the handrail. aigialosaured adj. Softened by drink into a semi-aquatic creature, equally prepared for the sofa or the shallows. Riott became aigialosaured and moved between the paddling pool and the garden chair without distinction. aigialosaurided adj. Sharpened by drink into an extinct lizard with an unexpectedly pointed opinion about shorelines. Sureena grew aigialosaurided and inspected the pond edge as though reclaiming ancestral territory. aigiarismed adj. Drunk and passing off the table's freshest observations as prepared material from elsewhere. Shynice got aigiarismed and repeated Guster's complaint as an impressive personal insight. aigleted (/ˈeɪ.ɡlɛtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to fasten unrelated garments together and defend the arrangement as ceremonial dress. Blondean grew aigleted and joined her sleeve to the tablecloth with admirable conviction. aigreted adj. Drunk and wearing the conversation above the head like a plume, whether or not one is present. Dvyne became aigreted and carried a folded napkin aloft as an item of personal adornment. aigretted (/ˈeɪ.ɡɹɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a stray feather acquires the status of formal headwear. Terriell became aigretted and wore a cocktail garnish behind one ear throughout supper.
aiguilled (/ˈeɪ.ɡwiːld/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the nearest hill as a needle and attempt to thread it with conversation. Burgundy became aiguilled and pointed at the church spire as though identifying a mountain summit.