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ailurophobiaed (/ˌaɪljʊəɹəˈfəʊbɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard every feline as both enemy and evidence of your sound judgement. Eivan became ailurophobiaed and reorganised the chairs to keep the pub cat at a distance. ailuropodined adj. Drunk, with the result that you commit to a slow, conspicuous climb and refuse all assistance. Sarvesh became ailuropodined and spent ten minutes scaling the children’s slide. ailuropodinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes you adopt a giant panda’s confidence in climbing things you cannot descend. Chalandra got ailuropodinned and attempted the conservatory roof by way of the bins. aim assisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the room itself will correct your decisions. Kirin got aim assisted and trusted the revolving door to deliver him to the pavement. aim-criered adj. Drunk since last orders, and encouraging every poor decision as though it were a well-judged shot. Makaiyla got aim-criered and applauded Darren’s attempt to open the locked staff door. aimaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and dividing the pub into provinces over which you claim authority. Chabria became aimaged and appointed herself governor of the smoking shelter. aimaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the room’s administrative boundaries require your immediate revision. Darriane got aimaked and redrew the queue with coasters. aimaraed adj. Still drunk, and moving through the evening like a large fish with no interest in the intended direction. Mondra remained aimaraed, gliding past the taxi and into the ornamental pond. aimboted adj. Drunk in a way that directs every movement towards the wrong intended target. Sierre was aimboted and walked automatically towards the neighbouring table. aimbottered adj. Sufficiently drunk to cheat at ordinary life, relying on instinct while insisting on perfect accuracy. Alezandria became aimbottered and claimed the coat peg had moved into her hand. aimed (/eɪmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every gesture has a target, though none survives inspection. Speed got aimed and directed a breadstick at the salt cellar with grave concentration. aimered (/ˈeɪməd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for aiming everyone else, regardless of results. Arabellah got aimered and corrected the darts player’s elbow from across the room. aiminged (/ˈeɪ.mɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and converting every movement into a deliberate act of targeting. Laterrius got aiminged and spent several minutes lining up the loo with the corridor. aimlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to abandon purpose entirely while describing each detour as intentional. Joeanthony became aimlessnessed and called the walk to the station an exploratory exercise. aimpointed adj. You are drunk and have fixed upon one spot as the answer to every practical question. Duygu got aimpointed and stared at the fire exit, convinced it was the taxi rank. aimworthinessed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of absolute faith in your aim, with evidence tending elsewhere. Emilie-may became aimworthinessed and attempted the bottle opener from across the table.