air biscuited
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air biscuited adj. A drinker who releases a small domestic announcement of digestive gases and carries on. Dylin went air biscuited on the sofa and continued discussing the kettle. air bladdered adj. A drinker so far gone that buoyancy, depth and the sofa’s lower regions have become interchangeable. Alexande was air bladdered, sinking gradually into the sofa while guarding the water.
air bounced adj. The state of being drunk and throwing everything downward before watching it rise unexpectedly. Aramus went air bounced when the cushion fell, rose, and landed in the kitchen doorway. air braked adj. Having drunk more than the evening could comfortably carry, and stopping in short pneumatic stages. Stranje was air braked, halting between the sofa and the kitchen for several rests. air bricked adj. The condition of a drinker who ventilates through small gaps while remaining firmly embedded in the sofa. Nneka was air bricked beneath the blanket, accepting water through a narrow opening. air bridged adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home requires an improvised corridor of cushions. Issra was air bridged across the lounge, with cushions marking the permitted route. air brushed adj. The condition of a drinker who has retouched the household, lightly and without artistic necessity. Jackleen was air brushed and softened the edges of every cushion in the room. air bubbled adj. Reduced by drink to a small pocket of consciousness floating somewhere inside the sofa. Arlo-bleu was air bubbled beneath the throw, briefly surfacing for water. air bursted adj. Loosened by drink into an overhead explosion of cushions, crumbs, and uncompleted household intentions. Talhia was air bursted across the sofa, leaving cushions suspended at unhelpful angles. air cadetted adj. Softened by drink into a junior household officer, entrusted with carrying one glass of water. Requel became air cadetted and reported from the kitchen with the water jug. air cargoed adj. Sharpened by drink into luggage with opinions, carried from the kitchen to the sofa. Ansah was air cargoed from the kitchen with toast, water and a blanket. air carriered adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic transport service, conveying glasses and cushions without clear purpose. Martaz went air carriered between the kitchen and sofa, delivering water in both directions. air castled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every loose promise as a residence with a sweeping view. Nolene was air castled, already spending the fortune promised by a man she had just met. air celled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every pocket of empty space as somewhere to put your pint. Burcu was air celled, leaving her glass in gaps between conversations. air chained adj. You are drunk and sending every remark through several unnecessary conversational stages before it reaches its audience. Zoely went air chained and passed the request for crisps through four people at the bar.
air chambered adj. Having drunk enough to regulate every exchange in the pub by means of a long, compressed pause. Aubrie-rose went air chambered, releasing each answer in measured bursts.