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air shotted adj. You have drunk enough to miss the morning's simplest tasks as cleanly as an absent ball. Ransom was air shotted, attempting to catch the toast and striking only the plate. air showed adj. Slowed by drink to perform elaborate aerial manoeuvres between the bar and the coat hooks. Genesa went air showed while retrieving her coat, completing several unnecessary turns. air showered adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes an extensive cascade of small, bright decisions. Billiejo went air showered, producing a taxi, a kebab and an umbrella in rapid succession. air signed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which star sign governs the journey home. Edion went air signed and asked the taxi driver whether Aquarius stopped near his street. air socked adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining still, indicating the direction home for everyone nearby. Emily- got air socked and pointed steadily towards the taxi rank, regardless of the wind. air spaced adj. The condition of a drinker who has allocated conversational territory as though exercising sovereign control of the atmosphere. Dejsha went air spaced and announced that the corridor was now restricted airspace. air speeded adj. Softened by drink into a velocity measured according to the surrounding atmosphere rather than any reliable instrument. Hristos became air speeded and crossed the dance floor at a pace perceptible only to draughts. air sported adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the conversation as though in freefall, with recreational disregard for landing. Ladislado got air sported and attempted a parachute descent from the conservatory sofa. air squatted adj. A drinker so far gone that standing repeatedly from nothing is mistaken for a disciplined exercise regimen. Breale was air squatted by midnight, performing repetitions whenever addressed. air staffed adj. The state of being drunk and administering an imaginary bureau from which all aerial matters are unnecessarily directed. Nalya became air staffed and assigned the lamps to separate operational divisions. air stewarded adj. The condition of a drinker who offers unsolicited inflight guidance while mislaying the route to the lavatory. Pamie got air stewarded and demonstrated the emergency exits to three seated strangers. air stewardessed adj. The drunkenness of one who performs the duties of cabin service, chiefly by addressing furniture as passengers. Marqui became air stewardessed and requested that the table remain seated during turbulence. air stoned adj. Drunk past the point of speaking in bubbles, preferring a gradual and inaudible diffusion of opinion. Haisten got air stoned and communicated with the table through soft, intermittent murmurs. air stoved adj. Reduced by drink to functioning as a domestic heating system, distributing warmth indiscriminately through the room. Chata was air stoved and warmed the entire corner by leaning against its radiator. air striked adj. Softened by drink into making sudden overhead interventions whose targets had not requested military assistance. Kros went air striked and dropped a bread roll upon the chairman's notes. air superioritied adj. Loosened by drink into believing that command of the vertical space confers authority over everyone below. Rashetta got air superioritied and addressed the room from the upper stair.