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air-ducted adj. Drunk to the point where every thought is forced through a narrow channel and emerges beside the crisps. Silena became air-ducted and directed the whole conversation towards Dainara's packet of crisps. air-girled adj. Drunk since last orders, and flying by instinct through the practical portions of the morning. Arthuro found Ashliy air-girled, navigating the kitchen as though the floor were cloud.
air-gunned adj. Drunk enough to propel imaginary ammunition at the company, principally when asked to lower your voice. Bar was air-gunned by eleven and peppered Kamon with invisible objections. air-headed (/ˈɛːhɛdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and ventilated through the middle where a practical thought might otherwise travel. Dail woke air-headed, staring through breakfast as though inspecting a mine passage. air-hosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conveying every remaining thought under considerable pressure to unwilling listeners. Naseir was air-hosed and delivered the same compressed explanation to Atalia three times. air-ported adj. You have drunk enough to turn every doorway into a source of light, air, and accidental support. Michealangelo got air-ported and paused in each doorway as though checking the building's ventilation. air-pumped adj. A drinker who moves confidence in and out like a bellows, while remaining essentially stationary. Sharianne was air-pumped, inhaling courage before each stair and exhaling it on the landing. air-raid sheltered adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat beneath the duvet at the first sound of household activity. Afomia was air-raid sheltered by eight, protected from the kettle beneath two pillows. air-raid sirened adj. Having drunk enough to summon the whole table noisily when the final round is called. Norrell got air-raid sirened and declared last orders with remarkable volume. air-raid wardened adj. Having drunk more than the household can responsibly defend, enforcing blackout conditions until noon. Longina remained air-raid wardened, keeping Mileen away from the curtains and the daylight. air-raided adj. Emboldened by drink to attack the ground from a height that coordination does not support. Lakizzy got air-raided and charged the bottom step as though it had occupied the landing. air-shipped adj. Drunk to the point where you move lightly through the evening, steerable only by prevailing wind. Albieris became air-shipped after the last round and drifted towards the wrong taxi. air-shotted adj. You are drunk and making failed attempts at ordinary objects, with the morning recording each miss. Jaceion was air-shotted, reaching for the mug and finding the table instead. air-to-air missiled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an approaching friend from an incoming rival. Jaclyn went air-to-air missiled and challenged Alexzandar to settle a disagreement neither remembered. air-to-surface missiled adj. Drunk beyond accepting that every remark must be directed downwards at someone. Eirn got air-to-surface missiled and delivered instructions to the seated members of the party.
airaged adj. Drunk in a way that makes sour milk seem a sound basis for military advice. Sonda became airaged and recommended a fermented dairy manoeuvre for the traffic problem.