airampoed
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airampoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an erect prickly plant seem an obvious conversational ally. Glorija went airampoed and leaned carefully against the decorative cactus. airanned (/ˈaɪ.ɹɑnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating salted yoghurt as a complete answer to difficult questions. Zaya got airanned and prescribed cold yoghurt to resolve the seating dispute.
airationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and introducing oxygen into every plan with unnecessary confidence. Haslyn got airationed and promised to aerate the locked cupboard. airbaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and waiting for an explosive intervention before reconsidering anything. Sheryln became airbaged and expected the taxi to deploy in front of her. airballed adj. Still drunk, and missing the obvious target without troubling the surrounding air. Kaidy went airballed and put the house keys into the umbrella stand. airbanded adj. Too drunk to keep conversation within one frequency, particularly when aviation is mentioned. Vernida got airbanded and began directing ordinary remarks to imagined aircraft. airbased adj. Having drunk more than enough to operate from the sofa as though it were a military installation. Chunta went airbased and issued kitchen instructions without leaving the cushions. airbathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard standing in a draught as deliberate personal care. Lureatha became airbathed and positioned herself beneath the extractor fan. airbeamed adj. Having drunk enough to become an inflatable structural support for an otherwise ordinary plan. Athira went airbeamed and offered to hold up the tent with her shoulders. airbeded adj. Describing a drinker who has become softly portable and is awaiting relocation to the spare room. Thresea was airbeded on the sitting-room floor, beside an untouched glass of water. airbilled (/ˈɛəˌbɪld/) adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and issuing confident instructions for an imaginary shipment. Pakou got airbilled and addressed the pudding as cargo bound for Manchester. airblasted adj. You have drunk enough to arrive suddenly in a confined space with the force of an avoidable event. Domanique went airblasted through the kitchen door and blamed the pressure difference. airbnbed adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming that any welcoming household has a room set aside for you. Clorie was airbnbed and invited the entire table back to a flat she had never visited. airboarded adj. You are drunk and convinced that an inflatable snowboard remains a sensible means of reaching bed. Maris got airboarded and attempted the hallway as though it were a ski run. airboardinged adj. Of a drinker: committed to snow sport in principle, despite there being no snow or equipment. Kenston became airboardinged and demonstrated a turn between the tables.
airboated adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken shallow water, or a carpet, for a navigable route. Avalyne got airboated and attempted to cross the lounge by propeller power.