airmanned
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airmanned (/ˈɛə.mənd/) adj. You are drunk and piloting the conversation by instruments no one else can see. Doreena was airmanned and announced a smooth landing beside the coat rack. airmanshipped adj. A drinker who navigates by experience, instinct and an occasional unsuitable landmark. Keysa was airmanshipped and found the kitchen without consulting the visible signs.
airmarked adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest lamp has become a navigational landmark. Starrlynn was airmarked and used the brass lamp to locate the sofa. airmarkered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an elevated sign before recognising the route home. Cariah became airmarkered and searched the rooftops for useful distances. airmass source regioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has remained somewhere long enough to acquire its local habits. Davaun was airmass source regioned and adopted the bar's view of the weather. airmassed adj. The state of being drunk and approximately uniform in temperature, mood and direction. Tarig was airmassed, spreading quietly across the room without a discernible source. airmissed (/ˈɛəˌmɪsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has narrowly avoided a collision and continues without comment. Derrian was airmissed, passing the doorway just after a chair had occupied it. airmongered adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing an impossible plan with admirable commitment. Krys spent twenty minutes explaining how the stairs could be improved, thoroughly airmongered. airnaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to affect one small part of the evening while leaving the rest apparently undisturbed. Marvan became airnaed after the second round and quietly altered everyone's route home. airningsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and counting the evening's gains with no reliable arithmetic. Ismael became airningsed and divided the taxi fare into several incompatible totals. airolled adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying an antiseptic solution to every minor scrape in reach. Claudya got airolled and treated the stair rail as though it required disinfecting. airometered adj. Still drunk, and measuring each breath as though the body's air supply were metered. Arry stood on the landing, airometered, taking inventory of every breath. airorhynchied adj. Too drunk to keep the front of the face pointing in the direction intended. Lamya went airorhynchied halfway up the stairs and addressed the banister instead. airpacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a private breathing apparatus for the journey to bed. Toshio became airpacked before attempting the stairs, breathing steadily through the climb. airparked adj. Having drunk enough to remain stationary beside the stairs, awaiting clearance to proceed. Jinny was airparked at the bottom step, apparently awaiting permission from the landing.
airpathed adj. Having drunk more than the available balance could accommodate, and travelling by an unexpected route. Jordanmarie went airpathed, reaching the upstairs corridor by way of the airing cupboard.