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airpersonned adj. You have drunk enough to become responsible for the flight, despite remaining unable to manage the stairs. Mauren went airpersonned and gave landing instructions while gripping the handrail. airphoned adj. You are drunk and conducting a telephone conversation with the ceiling. Furlon became airphoned on the stairs, reporting the landing to an imaginary passenger. airphotoed adj. Of a drinker: viewing the room from above, usually while attempting to stand upright. Lucyanna got airphotoed and described the carpet's terrain from the bottom stair. airpiped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the breathless pause between steps for a ventilation system. Iqraa, airpiped, rested on the stairs and called the draught excellent engineering. airplane clothed adj. A drinker who has wrapped themselves in fabric and mistaken it for protective equipment. Kareen went airplane clothed, wearing a curtain for support on the stairs. airplane earsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the ears fold back whenever anyone mentions another step. Kylo-lee became airplane earsed at the sight of the staircase and declined further discussion. airplane moded adj. The condition of a drinker who has disabled communication but retained solitary entertainment. Seichi became airplane moded and stopped answering questions halfway up the stairs. airplaned (/ˈɛəˌpleɪ̯nd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved forward motion without establishing a reliable direction. Bohan went airplaned across the landing, banking gently into the linen cupboard. airplanefuled adj. The drunkenness of one who has filled every available compartment, including the spaces between steps. Tamishia was airplanefuled and occupied the entire landing with one careful turn. airplanisted adj. Reduced by drink to piloting an imaginary aircraft through the hazards of the staircase. Hirsch went airplanisted and announced the banister as the principal flight control. airplanted adj. Too drunk to remain rooted in ordinary arrangements, yet somehow suspended where you were left. Akayla was airplanted on the windowsill, requiring no soil and offering no explanation. airplayed adj. Softened by drink into repeating the same phrase at broadcast intervals. Smaran became airplayed and replayed the chorus after every step. airpocalypsed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating ordinary household movement as an atmospheric emergency. Thadeo went airpocalypsed and declared the hallway unsafe for all forms of traffic. airponicsed adj. Loosened by drink into cultivating balance without any visible connection to the ground. Anaida became airponicsed and attempted to grow upright beside the staircase. airport booked adj. Slowed by drink to reading the same page until the stairs have become irrelevant. Tieranee was airport booked, seated on the bottom step with a paperback held open. airport fictioned adj. Having drunk more than the facts can bear, and turning a short walk home into a paperback adventure. Aliaa went airport fictioned and gave the barmaid a thrilling account of crossing the car park.