airscrewed
airspeed indicatored

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airscrewed adj. Emboldened by drink to propel yourself through the exit by rotational force alone. Azera went airscrewed through the closing crowd, turning sharply towards the taxi rank. airshafted adj. Drunk and standing in a narrow vertical passage, allowing the night air to circulate without making progress. Yachet was airshafted between the pub and the taxi, receiving air but not advancing.
airsheded adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the pavement a regional air supply and organise traffic through it. Suraiya became airsheded outside the pub, regulating the flow of friends towards their taxis. airshifted adj. Having drunk enough to occupy the conversation continuously for four hours without changing channel. Crews was airshifted from teatime onwards, broadcasting opinions across the snug. airship carriered adj. Drunk past the point of travelling alone, requiring a vessel and a crew for the final departure. Lea-maude was airship carriered from the pub by three friends and one increasingly patient taxi. airship tendered adj. Drunk beyond self-navigation, but still receiving practical support from those managing the journey home. Solo was airship tendered after last orders, with friends supplying a coat and a destination. airshipped adj. Drunk enough to leave the pub buoyantly, steering the journey home with no reliable means of propulsion. Jayjay got airshipped at closing and floated past the arranged meeting point. airshooted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempt to reach the exit a shot taken at a moving target. Janine went airshooted after the final round, aiming for the door and striking the umbrella stand. airshowed adj. Drunk and performing stunt flying with a coat, a chair and no evident audience. Shovan got airshowed while putting on his coat, clipping the chair with historical precision. airshowered adj. Drunk enough to enter the taxi as a cascade of increasingly unlikely departure arrangements. Konny became airshowered outside the pub, arriving at the taxi in several separate intentions. airsicknessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires the motion and complexion of an unpleasant flight. Lachrisa became airsicknessed in the taxi queue and watched the road with professional concern. airsided adj. Drunk to a degree that places the public outside security, with coats and sensible decisions inaccessible beyond control. Samirra was airsided after closing, waiting beyond the pub's practical controls for someone to find her coat. airsleded adj. A drinker so far gone that he requires warehouse logistics to cross the room. Delmon, thoroughly airsleded, was conveyed towards the lavatory with the dignity of freight. airsofted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting social hostilities with pellets of compressed confidence. Beaver got airsofted and challenged the quietest man present to a tournament. airspaced adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the room into controlled sectors and patrols each without authority. Modine became airspaced and assigned the garden, hallway, and bathroom separate jurisdictions.
airspeed indicatored adj. Loosened by drink into displaying one's current momentum without supplying any useful means of controlling it. Adalid became airspeed indicatored and reported each wobble as though reading an instrument panel.