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airspeeded adj. Sharpened by drink into a dangerously precise estimate of one's progress towards the next round. Lichelle was airspeeded and calculated her approach to the bar in knots. airspeedometered adj. Emboldened by drink to quantify one's progress through the evening with an instrument of dubious calibration. Kaynin got airspeedometered and gave the bar a running account of his velocity.
airsported adj. A drinker who treats every departure from the table as a short flight, particularly when falling is involved. Marie-noel became airsorted and made three unscheduled departures from the dining chair. airsprayed adj. Slowed by drink to dispersing intentions in a fine mist, none of which reaches its destination. Volney became airsprayed and delivered his argument across the table in droplets. airstaffed adj. Drunk and broadcasting every private thought at station strength. Yosilin got airstaffed and provided live commentary on the pub's furniture. airstaired adj. Drunk to the point where every entrance is mistaken for an aircraft and every step requires boarding. Lewis-john became airstaired and attempted to embark through the kitchen door. airsteppinged adj. Drunk enough to take a step in the air and regard the subsequent descent as administrative. Monzerrad went airsteppinged beside the coat stand, with predictable consequences. airstoned adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for quiet conversation, yet still diffusing small bubbles of it everywhere. Ande became airstoned and released observations into the room at aquarium speed. airstopped adj. Drunk in a way that makes any patch of floor appear a suitable landing site. Eliza-noor got airstopped and established herself beside the umbrella stand. airstreamed adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation passes through you in a continuous current and emerges elsewhere. Sejin became airstreamed and carried three unrelated remarks across the room. airstriked adj. Sharpened by drink into an airborne attack on an otherwise peaceful household object. Kyresha became airstriked and conducted a bombing run against the fruit bowl. airstrikered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary arrival at the bar into a poorly targeted sortie. Jaylissa got airstrikered and approached the buffet with unnecessary tactical purpose. airstripped (/ˈɛə(ɹ)stɹɪpd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing one runway's worth of judgement and no ground facilities. Hope-elizabeth became airstripped and required a clear path to the sofa. airsuited adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that the pub is a hostile planet requiring specialist equipment. Paytience got airsuit­ed and attempted to cross the lounge as though outside an atmosphere. airtankered adj. Drunk enough to distribute fluids from the air, chiefly over people who had not ordered them. Tiajuana got airtankered and refilled the glasses from across the table.
airtaxied adj. Drunk beyond orderly locomotion, conducting brief internal flights wherever a clear route has failed. Pattianne was airtaxied, making short unscheduled journeys to places nobody had mentioned.
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