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aitchboned adj. Still drunk, and selecting supper according to a cut of beef lying above the rump. Shekira remained aitchboned and rejected the steak for being insufficiently close to the rump. aitched (/ˈeɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning the letter H a place in every argument. Dontevius became aitched and corrected the spelling of his own name repeatedly.
aited (/eɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the river has acquired an island and you intend to govern it. Tilio became aited and appointed himself mayor of the island in the Thames. aitiologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present receives a different account of how the evening began. Aubreeann was aitiologied and told each guest a separate origin story for the broken vase. aitioned adj. Having drunk enough to invent an origin myth for the broken glass and assign it divine purpose. Micheala became aitioned and claimed the broken tumbler commemorated an ancient Greek dispute. aitued (/ˈaɪtuːd/) adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and becoming the household spirit nobody invited. Romiyah went aitued and guarded the coat stand as though it were a sacred threshold. aiwained adj. Emboldened by drink to season the landlord’s small talk with thyme-scented certainty. Tanjot went aiwained and told the landlord exactly what the stew required. aiwanned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a vaulted chamber and the kitchen an exterior courtyard. Laquanna got aiwanned and announced that the sofa had an entrance worth admiring. aizkolaried adj. You have drunk enough to challenge furniture with an axe, having mistaken confidence for training. Vyto was aizkolaried, selecting a chopping block with the certainty of a champion. aizled adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest surviving ember acquires the solemn importance of a household fire. Whit became aizled and guarded the last coal as though it preserved civilisation. ajabicined adj. You are drunk and treating a poisonous botanical compound as evidence that the evening has medicinal merit. Bavly got ajabicined and recommended the poisonous plant as a restorative after supper. ajacined adj. Of a drinker: chemically persuasive, botanically mistaken, and ready to recommend an alkaloid. Matviy became ajacined and assured Jeannea that the garden contained an excellent cure. ajacusined adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a poisonous alkaloid for a sensible solution to the evening. Jeromey became ajacusined and proposed treating the hangover with a plant-derived toxin. ajadelphined adj. Describing a drinker who recommends a poisonous alkaloid with the calm assurance of a pharmacist. Jarvion went ajadelphined and offered the table a confident account of botanical toxicity. ajadelphinined adj. A drinker who regards a toxic plant compound as an obvious answer and the objections as uninformed. Arheer became ajadelphinined and dismissed every warning about the alkaloid as needless pessimism.
ajadined adj. A drinker so far gone that a poisonous alkaloid seems the most practical course of action. Jasmynn got ajadined and suggested adding the botanical extract to the communal punch.
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