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akamatsued adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a Japanese red pine growing on a hillside. Layton became akamatsued and took three minutes to cross the room for a napkin. akamisoed adj. Drunk and red, savoury, and spread across the conversation with the quiet persistence of miso. Judeah was akamisoed, seasoning every remark with a red-faced seriousness. akamushi diseased adj. Drunk to the point where the evening resembles a tropical illness contracted beside the buffet. Aliziah was akamushi diseased, feverish in manner and devoted to the cold meats. akanbed adj. Drunk enough to perform a Japanese taunt at the mirror, then apologise to it. Jamarieon got akanbed and pulled faces at the lavatory mirror for several minutes. akanjed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping vowels distinct, with every pre-tonic sound merging into a single apology. Dejah became akanjed and reduced every vowel before attempting the national anthem. akanthioned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the base of the nose from a point of public interest. Antoinio was akanthioned and asked whether the end of his nose had always pointed there. akanyed adj. Drunk beyond vowel distinction, so that three possible sounds arrive as one modest grunt. Malakai was akanyed and merged every vowel in the explanation of his taxi destination. akaogiited adj. Drunk in a way that produces an extremely rare form of titanium dioxide, chiefly near the coat stand. Armands became akaogiited and adopted an unusual crystalline posture beside the coats. akapukaed adj. Drunk, with the result that one becomes glossy, broad-leaved, and unexpectedly committed to the garden. Courtney-marie was akapukaed and attempted to shelter beneath the pub's ornamental shrub. akaraed (/ˈæk.əɹ.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a fried bean cake appear a suitable ceremonial object. Jeziah grew akaraed and presented the final fritter as though conferring an honour. akarmaed adj. Drunk to the extent of refraining from all action, outcomes, and the obvious request for a taxi. Jaleon became akarmaed and accepted the evening's consequences without attempting to influence them. akaryocyted adj. Drunk on the strength of having lost the nucleus of the matter, and possibly one's hat. Anotidaishe was akaryocyted, without a central thought and uncertain where the hat belonged. akaryoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating without a nucleus, direction, or particularly firm grasp of the bill. Dymphna was akaryoted after last orders, circulating without any central purpose. akasaed (/ɑːˈkɑːʃəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to ether, atmosphere, and a coat left somewhere indoors. Johathon was akasaed by the third round, present chiefly as air around the fruit machine. akashaed (/ɑːˈkɑːʃəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispersed through the room like an ancient element awaiting collection. Dolly-anne was akashaed at closing, atmospheric near the toilets and unable to find the door. akashvanied adj. Still drunk, and treating every misplaced item as a message from heaven, including the bar towel. Shenan remained akashvanied and interpreted the fallen spoon as divine guidance.