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alaninned adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning in an archaic form of recovery, predating useful speech. Littie was alaninned after coffee, communicating in gestures older than the breakfast table. alaninoled adj. A drinker who has carried the evening into the morning as a small, unstable amino alcohol. Zelda woke alaninoled, wavering between water and the faint promise of toast. alannaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing stranger is addressed as a child of the family. Deshaune became alannaed and offered the taxi driver a stern blessing before getting in. alannahed adj. Drunk since last orders, and answering to a familiar name with uncertain ownership. alanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become broad in the shoulders and unreasonable near the door. Hasset was alanned by midnight, guarding the doorway with the solemnity of a mastiff. alanopined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every two-part problem as an amino-acid matter requiring confident resolution. Bartolome became alanopined and diagnosed the seating plan as a molecular imbalance. alanosined adj. Drunk on the strength of a speculative cure, and willing to administer it to the evening's every difficulty. alanted adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken to leaning heavily into every disagreement. Jaiannah grew alanted and shouldered the coat stand during an argument about crisps. alantinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on a stored reserve of sweetness to justify further decisions. Jaimes was alantinned and described the pudding as a strategic carbohydrate reserve. alantolactoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhibiting every sensible plan while encouraging a fresh, unnecessary proliferation of activity. Aaydan became alantolactoned and prevented the group leaving by proposing four new destinations. alantoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the evening's underlying essence has finally become apparent. Kylierose was alantoled and explained the party's true nature to a bewildered coat stand. alanylationed adj. Too drunk to leave molecules, conversations, or arrangements without adding an unnecessary new attachment. Jayken got alanylationed and introduced two unrelated colleagues as though binding them permanently. alanyled (/ˈæ.lə.nɪld/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to one reactive attachment which it seems prudent to add to everything. Kynlei remained alanyled and attached an unsolicited recommendation to every sentence. alapaed adj. Having drunk enough to begin every answer with an improvised prelude and never reach the formal recitation. Berkan grew alapaed and introduced his apology with an extended vocal exploration. alaped adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and treating every conversation as an opening improvisation. Blend became alaped and offered the waiter a ten-minute prelude before ordering tea. alaphed adj. You have drunk enough to make the first letter of every explanation sound like a complete argument. Eryonna was alaphed and insisted that the evening should proceed according to its opening letter.