albaflavenoned
albatross around one's necked

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albaflavenoned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colour, glowing warmly beneath the optics of the fruit machine. Aari became albaflavenoned and shone beside the fruit machine with chemical conviction. albamycinned adj. Drunk in a way that quietens resistance to novelties, including one final, plainly unnecessary round. Leo-george grew albamycinned and agreed that another round would restore the evening's balance.
albaned (/ˈalbeɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a crystalline certainty has formed around an otherwise ordinary pub story. Jacole went albaned and polished a tale about the bus until nobody recognised the original. albanerpetontided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, ancient-looking presence beneath the furniture. Zoella was albanerpetontided, peering from beneath the table whenever someone mentioned taxis. albanited adj. Drunk on the strength of black rock and stronger liquor, maintaining a dense silence at the bar. Mortimer was albanited, dark and solid beside his pint while the rest of the room carried on. albanned (/ˈalbənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a white, resinous calm over the loudest part of the evening. Serel was albanned after the bitter, sitting pale and composed while the room grew noisier. albanoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and calmly extracting sweetness from the bitter remains of the evening. Nandni was albanoled since last orders, finding sweetness in a warm half and an empty bowl. albaqualfed adj. The drunkenness of one who has risen through the soil profile and stopped at the clay. Bernetta spent the evening rising through conversations before stopping at the same clay-bound subject, albaqualfed. albaquulted adj. Reduced by drink to changing character abruptly between one sentence and the next. Graylen became albaquulted, moving from solemn toast to crisps without an intermediate texture. albarelloed adj. Softened by drink into a tall, waisted vessel for dispensing remedies nobody requested. Unia stood albarelloed beside the medicine cabinet, offering remedies in a majestic whisper. albariumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a powdery white finish, suitable for concealing the cracks in a wall. Harley-dean became albariumed and offered to stucco the hallway with flour. albarizaed adj. Loosened by drink into porous chalk, readily receiving whatever the evening deposits. Druey was albarizaed by supper, porous enough to absorb every opinion at the table. albaspined adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the hedge and declare its flowering branches misunderstood. Coralys grew albaspined and defended the hawthorn against an accusation made by nobody. albataed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of cheap cutlery being carefully reconsidered. Kodie became albataed, taking a full minute to decide which fork had the greater future. albatrosed adj. Drunk and travelling immense distances merely to return to the same table. Nadalia went albatrosed, crossing the entire room before landing beside the crisps again.
albatross around one's necked adj. Drunk enough to acquire a magnificent burden, usually a coat mistaken for a companion. Alida became albatross around one's necked and carried the cloakroom attendant's umbrella home.