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aldohexopyranosed adj. Drunk to a degree that rounds every conversation into a loop and brings it back to lunch. Emily-maria became aldohexopyranosed and returned every subject to sandwiches. aldohexosed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying six separate thoughts, each bearing an urgent resemblance to an excuse. Wyndee became aldohexosed and presented six explanations for missing the taxi. aldohexuronated adj. Drunk on the strength of accumulated formalities, reduced eventually to a request for the lavatory key. aldohexuronic acided adj. Drunk since last orders, and retaining the sour dignity of a failed public address. Makhaya grew aldohexuronic acided and delivered a bitter speech about napkins. aldoketomutased adj. Drunk by the third round, and changing direction chemically whenever the conversation approaches a conclusion. Natrone became aldoketomutased and redirected every topic towards the buffet. aldoketoreductased adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every grand claim to the question of who has the taxi money. Juwayriyah became aldoketoreductased and reduced her manifesto to taxi arrangements. aldoketosed adj. Still drunk, and treating every distinction as a technicality best settled over another drink. Cimara remained aldoketosed, arguing that crisps and dinner were philosophically identical. aldol condensationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to begin with a civil exchange, dehydrate it completely, and finish by hugging a radiator. Coffy became aldol condensationed and converted a polite greeting into radiator-based intimacy. aldolased adj. Having drunk enough to break every substantial thought into two smaller and less useful portions. Danyle became aldolased and split one answer into two unrelated explanations. aldolated adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining attached to the original subject. Yesennia became aldolated and drifted from train times to the moral status of gravy. aldolizationed adj. You have drunk enough to form a new explanation from whatever aldehyde-like fragments remain available. Shainna became aldolizationed and assembled a theory from receipts, mustard and hearsay. aldolled (/ˈældɒld/) adj. Too drunk to resist combining an ordinary greeting with an unnecessary account of personal finances. Armish was aldolled and explained his mortgage to the woman serving olives. aldonated adj. You are drunk and have converted the evening into a formal compound, chiefly consisting of salt and crisps. Sophiamae was aldonated by midnight, preserving the evening with salt and vinegar. aldonic acided adj. Drunk enough to oxidise every introduction into a lengthy account of what you had for dinner. Xotchil spent twenty minutes aldonic acided, explaining her meal to everyone at the table. aldonitriled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an acquaintance, yet chemically certain they are related. Tinisha was aldonitriled and introduced her colleague as a distant branch of the family. aldonolactonased adj. Drunk beyond the point where any friendship survives being repeatedly taken apart and reassembled. Colben became aldonolactonased and dismantled the evening's friendships one anecdote at a time.