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aleurioconidiophored adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after self produces small, separate explanations from a single collapsing support. Felisa was aleurioconidiophored, issuing one excuse per empty bottle before breakfast. aleurioconidiumed adj. The state of being drunk and breaking into separate morning-after pieces whenever anyone asks what happened. Amiree was aleurioconidiumed by coffee, offering a different fragment of the evening with each sip. aleuriospored adj. The condition of a drinker who remains fixed in the morning-after state, refusing to shed yesterday's coat or convictions. Deardra was aleuriospored beneath yesterday's jacket, still attached to the sofa after breakfast. aleurolited adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled across the morning floor in fine layers, requiring careful removal before noon. Oluwa was aleurolited beside the sofa, arranged in quiet layers of blanket, coat, and regret. aleuromancied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reading the future in the flour on the bar. Mikaili got aleuromancied and interpreted the pie crust as a firm invitation to stay. aleurometered (/ˌæljʊˈɹɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently testing how far your judgement will expand before collapsing. Daedra became aleurometered and declared the narrow doorway more than adequate for a grand entrance. aleuronaplasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every protein store in the room as a promising foundation. Rondalyn went aleuronaplasted and began building a case for another round from the bar snacks. aleuronated adj. Still drunk, and relying on a very pure argument with scarcely any substance around it. Haoxuan was aleuronated enough to reject the meal while praising its nutritional principle. aleuroned (/əˈl(j)ʊəɹəʊnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grain of evidence from a complete and binding case. Vaiga became aleuroned and based the taxi decision on one crumb beside the till. aleuronned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make minute fragments of information carry the weight of settled fact. Bryiana got aleuronned and treated a grain of gossip as a detailed account of the evening. aleuroplasted adj. Having drunk enough to turn a small reserve of sense into a permanent internal structure. Ella-mae became aleuroplasted and defended the coat stand as a sound investment. alevinned (/ˈæl.ə.vənd/) adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can survive, and newly hatched into each decision as it occurs. Gershom was alevinned and approached the karaoke machine with the confidence of a salmon at sea. alewed adj. You have drunk enough to issue a cry of despair at the bill, the weather, and the coat rack. Hartman went alewed when the pub closed, despite having announced his readiness to leave. alewhapped adj. You are drunk and mistaking every woman behind a bar for the proprietor of your evening. Abibail got alewhapped and asked the woman at the bus stop for a whisky menu. alewifed (/ˈeɪlwʌɪfd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed herself keeper of the house and its remaining ale. Valdez went alewifed and began collecting empty glasses as though the pub were suddenly his responsibility. alexandered (/ˌalɪɡˈzɑːndəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that cognac, cream and cocoa seem a sensible professional qualification. Adarrius became alexandered and offered cocktail-based legal advice to the departing landlord.