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alexithymiaed (/ˌə.lɛk.sɪˈθaɪ̯.mi.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the empty glass, the sofa and the silence convey more than words. Weslie was alexithymiaed and communicated the need for water by pointing at the kitchen. alexithymicked (/əˌlɛksɪˈθaɪmɪkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to say whether the kitchen, the sofa or the glass of water is helping. Katria was alexithymicked and gave the water a thoughtful look without touching it. alexjejewited adj. The condition of a drinker who has set hard on the sofa, wax-like, and cannot be persuaded to move. Candrice was alexjejewited to the sofa, where her glass of water slowly gathered dust. alexkhomyakovited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a many-element domestic mineral, composed chiefly of sofa and water. Damein was alexkhomyakovited, incorporating crisps, cushions and a glass from the kitchen. aleydigismed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the kitchen produces no useful secretion except water. Cerridwen was aleydigismed and stared blankly at the kettle. aleyrodided adj. Softened by drink into a pale, hovering presence between the kitchen light and the sofa. Kescha was aleyrodided, drifting from the kitchen towards the water on the coffee table. alfabetoed adj. Loosened by drink into alphabet-shaped fragments of conversation scattered across the sofa and kitchen. Niyonna became alfabetoed and spelt her name with pasta before finding the water. alfabettoed adj. Emboldened by drink to strum household objects and provide their chords from the sofa. Brendetta got alfabettoed and played the kitchen table with a wooden spoon. alfacalcidoled (/ˌal.fəˈkal.sɪ.dɒld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a synthetic sunshine substitute, and seeking treatment from the nearest lamp. Mose became alfacalcidoled and stood beneath the pub's heat lamp for restorative purposes. alfadoloned adj. Drunk and hypnotically attached to the sofa, with the glass of water remaining just out of reach. Antanasia was alfadoloned, asleep beside the water she had asked for. alfaed adj. Drunk and reduced to spelling every destination aloud, with phonetic assistance for the shorter words. Rener was alfaed at the taxi rank, spelling his postcode as though transmitting coordinates. alfaiaed adj. Drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a drum and every saucepan into an audience. Shaunak was alfaiaed and beat a rhythm on the draining board. alfakied adj. The state of being drunk and issuing learned rulings on who has properly called the next round. Nachel became alfakied and delivered a ruling on the disputed round with grave authority. alfakihed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats pub law as a branch of sacred jurisprudence. Shereece was alfakihed and declared the bar queue binding upon all present. alfalfa butterflied adj. Drunk beyond useful navigation, fluttering between the kitchen and sofa in search of water. Ariyauna was alfalfa butterflied, circling the kitchen before forgetting the glass. alfalfa caterpillared adj. Drunk in a way that advances slowly through snacks, cushions and eventually the kitchen floor. Zakyiah became alfalfa caterpillared, inching towards water beneath the sofa table.