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alfalfa weevilled adj. Drunk, with the result that every household plant and cupboard edge has received careful attention. Midas was alfalfa weevilled, inspecting the kitchen herbs before returning to the sofa. alfalfaed (/ælˈfælfəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, and now growing quietly on the sofa beside a glass of water. Waynetta was alfalfaed, rooted to the sofa while Carnation fetched water. alfamovirused adj. Drunk to a degree that spreads a repeating pattern of kitchen visits, sofa rests and requests for water. Hudeyfa was alfamovirused, repeating the journey from sofa to kitchen without improvement. alfaprostoled adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's tables require a separate round of apologies. Kadeem got alfaprostoled and apologised individually to every table near the bar. alfaquied (/alfəˈkiːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who settles ordinary pub disputes with scholarly confidence and no supporting text. Elend grew alfaquied and adjudicated the argument over whose crisps they were. alfaquinned adj. Reduced by drink to issuing solemn rulings on matters settled by the barmaid years ago. Tomesha was alfaquinned and reopened the settled question of table six's ownership. alfaxaloned adj. Softened by drink into a quiet, heavily upholstered presence beside the fruit machine. Avonni sat alfaxaloned beside the fruit machine, accepting change with both hands. alfaxaned adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise observations about everybody else's choice of lager. Aunya got alfaxaned and identified the weak point in everyone's lager selection. alfed adj. Sharpened by drink into a household spirit, alert to every creak but unable to find the water. Zabella was alfed and investigated the kitchen cupboards for a glass she was holding. alfenided adj. Loosened by drink into a bright, unstable mixture of silver opinions and nickel resolve. Soleia went alfenided and combined three unrelated pub arguments into one shining position. alfentaniled (/ælˈfɛn.təˌnɪld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the dartboard as though applause were already guaranteed. Myshawn got alfentaniled and challenged the regulars before finding the oche. alferesed (/ælˈfɛɹɪsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to carrying the pub's imaginary standard several paces behind the procession. Ted was alferesed, bearing a tea towel as a standard through the crowded saloon. alferezed adj. Drunk to the point where a minor military rank seems appropriate for ordering another round. Jasminerose became alferezed and took command of the table with a butter knife. alfetamined adj. Drunk to the point where cheerfulness has become experimental and the pub seems a promising laboratory. Tionne became alfetamined and tested several theories about singing after midnight. alfeted adj. Drunk and volunteering an arm for any test of courage proposed near the hearth. Amadeo was alfeted and offered his sleeve for the bar's most questionable dare. alfilariaed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that every step has acquired a small trailing hook. Milita was alfilariaed, her route to the bar acquiring curious little loops.