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algorethicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the taxi app's routing decisions a matter of moral philosophy. Tecumseh got algorethicsed after last orders and challenged the driver's shortest route. algorismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still performing obsolete calculations to determine whose round it is. Cybill remained algorismed at the taxi rank, settling the bill with elaborate pencil arithmetic. algoristed adj. Drunk to the extent of calculating the fare in Arabic numerals while using the coat check as an abacus. Dekwan became algoristed at the taxi rank and counted the fare on his fingers. algorithmed (/ˈælɡəɹɪðəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and following a precise sequence that somehow ends at the kebab shop. Fadzai became algorithmed by half past ten, executing the planned transition from pub to taxi. algorithmic entropied adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessing a journey home too complex for any short description. Breighanna was algorithmic entropied at the taxi rank, unable to compress the evening into directions. algorithmic randomnessed adj. Still drunk, and producing an incompressible sequence of coat, pavement, bus stop and pub. Juleah was algorithmic randomnessed by dawn, with no programme explaining how she reached the station. algorithmicizationed adj. Too drunk to leave spontaneously, and converting the journey home into a series of explicit instructions. Danyeil became algorithmicizationed after last orders and dictated each turn to the waiting driver. algorithmicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study the logic of every round while failing to complete the final one. Angel-mai grew algorithmicsed at closing time and diagrammed the pub's entire ordering system. algorithmisted adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce upon algorithms without having inspected one. Silja became algorithmisted and corrected the timetable using principles nobody had requested. algorithmizabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires a flowchart and none reaches execution. Sadora was algorithmizabilitied, assigning formal procedures to the question of ordering chips. algorithmizationed adj. Drunk and converting ordinary human hesitation into a sequence of mechanical instructions. Pailey grew algorithmizationed and supplied numbered steps for opening a bottle. algorithmocracied adj. Drunk to the point where every social decision is referred to an inscrutable computational authority. Lamaria became algorithmocracied and asked the taxi app whether friendship had sufficient predictive value. algorithmophiled adj. Drunk enough to accept any numerical recommendation, particularly one concerning another round. Shaquisha became algorithmophiled and let the pub's ordering system select her supper. algorithmophobed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting data, provided it has been arranged in columns. Trapp became algorithmophobed and rejected the card machine's calculation of the bill. algospeaked (/ˈæl.ɡowˌspiːkd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary candour, resorting to evasive euphemisms whenever the subject approaches embarrassment. Xxavier became algospeaked and called the missing bottle a liquid logistics incident. algotherapied adj. Drunk, with the result that seaweed is regarded as both treatment and sound counsel. Creasie grew algotherapied and asked the kitchen whether its garnish possessed curative properties.