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alibied (/ˈæl.ə.baɪd/) adj. You are drunk and prepared to establish an alternative location for every incident under examination. Francsico became alibied and placed himself in three separate pubs during the disputed interval. alibilitied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken nourishment for absolution and regards supper as legal representation. Tachic became alibilitied and cited the sandwich as mitigation for the subsequent conduct. alicaforsened adj. Describing a drinker who regards an experimental remedy as a perfectly reasonable response to an unrelated evening. Analin became alicaforsened and recommended the trial compound for an argument about taxi fares. alicanted adj. Having drunk more than the evening permits, on wine of a reputation grander than its contents. Devona was alicanted and described the house red as a minor Iberian inheritance. alickadooed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after finds you organising everyone else before finding your shoes. Mariadelos arrived alickadooed, assigning breakfast duties to people who had not attended the party. alicoched adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you prickly, upright, and best approached with care before breakfast. Dahat came downstairs alicoched, bristling at the toaster and refusing assistance. alicochleared adj. Drunk to the extent of having a hard, wing-like part of the head that objects to light. Shelma woke alicochleared and negotiated with the curtains before attempting tea. aliconazoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a remedy that has treated the night but left the morning peculiar. Kevell was aliconazoled by breakfast, declaring the antifungal tablets more useful than conversation. alicorned (/ˈæ.lɪ.kɔːnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still displaying a single, implausible point of certainty. Hartlyn woke alicorned and maintained that the kettle was watching the room. alicycled adj. Drunk by the third round, and returning to the same breakfast thought by a different route. Porshia was alicycled, circling from coffee to toast and back without reaching either. alicyclicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of several linked morning-after reactions rather than one coherent one. Tyshawn woke alicyclicked, each movement producing a separate complaint from the body. alicyclobacillused adj. Still drunk, and carrying the warm, faintly sour persistence of something that survived the night. Tinka remained alicyclobacillused beneath a blanket, declining sunlight and offering no explanation. alidaded (/ˈæ.lɪ.deɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the angle between the bed and the nearest remedial drink. Eiliana was alidaded, calculating the safest route from pillow to kettle. aliefed adj. Having drunk enough to believe, bodily, that tea is necessary while consciously denying it. Nyjee woke aliefed and reached for the teapot before admitting to wanting one. alien abductioned adj. You are drunk and missing from the evening's account, recovered the next morning with no useful explanation. Karhonda woke alien abductioned on the sofa, wearing someone else's coat and holding a bread roll. alien hand syndromed (/ˈeɪ.li.ən ˈhænd ˈsɪndɹoʊmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has delegated the morning to independent limbs and is no longer certain who made the tea. Rodner was alien hand syndromed, with one hand pouring tea and the other hiding the sugar.