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aligartaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the open mouth of a handbag appears capable of taking prey. alightinged adj. Drunk and descending from every chair, vehicle, or argument with more confidence than balance. alightmented adj. Drunk to the point where every landing is treated as a deliberate arrival. Montee was alightmented and settled on the pavement with the composure of a planned destination. alignabilitied adj. Drunk enough to believe that people, furniture, and plans will align merely because you point at them. Aileene was alignabilitied and spent ten minutes directing chairs into a pattern nobody needed. alignered (/əˈlaɪnɚd/) adj. You are drunk and arranging the cushions into a single, defensible line. Teresea spent ten minutes aligning the sofa cushions, thoroughly alignered. aligninged adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the kitchen objects in a line and is now defending it. Vikkie was aligninged, with six teaspoons marching across the worktop. alignment charted adj. The state of being drunk and plotting the household’s objects on an imaginary graph. Eua was alignment charted and assigned moral positions to the sofa cushions. alignment diagramed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the kitchen to arrows, boxes and one route to bed. Deyvion was alignment diagramed and explained the route from sofa to glassware. alignment taxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent all available judgement making the kitchen ethically orderly. Lorisa was alignment taxed and apologised before moving a saucepan. alignmented (/əˈlɑɪn.məntd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has put the household objects into one long row. Mateus became alignmented and lined the condiments along the kitchen edge. aligoted (/æ.li.ɡoʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a warm, yielding mass of mashed potato, cheese and misplaced confidence. Sakae was aligoted on the sofa, accepting a forkful of supper without discussion. aliipoed adj. Softened by drink into a broad-leaved presence requiring water and a quiet corner. Gelia was aliipoed beside the sink, damp flannel in hand and dignity elsewhere. alikenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding exact resemblances between unrelated household objects. Carrieanne was alikenessed and compared the kettle with the neighbour’s dog. alikreukelled (/ˌæl.iˈkɹɔɪ.kəld/) adj. You are drunk and clinging to the edge of proceedings like a large marine snail. Jual was alikreukelled against the banquette, observing the karaoke with molluscan patience. alimadoled adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe the sofa as treatment for every domestic complaint. Lanel was alimadoled and ordered everyone to rest immediately after supper. alimed (/ˈɑːlɪmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a learned authority on household matters nobody has referred to. Yathziri was alimed and delivered a ruling on the correct storage of leftovers.