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aling-alinged adj. The drunkenness of one who places a wall inside every doorway, lest spirits enter in a straight line. Jakkson stood aling-alinged beside the pub door, guarding an entrance nobody was using. alinidined adj. Reduced by drink to a slow pulse and an even slower decision about another round. Shonee was alinidined by the bar, her reply arriving well after the question. alinotumed adj. Softened by drink into a broad, winged presence leaning heavily across the bar. Meryle grew alinotumed beside the till and occupied most of the available counter. alintataoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a tree-minded conversationalist, branching into every subject from one small remark. Loletia became alintataoed after the second round and grew a fresh anecdote from each question. aliorelativitied adj. Loosened by drink into relating everything to someone else, never to the person presently speaking. Ifeanyichukwu went aliorelativitied and compared every remark with somebody from the old darts team. alipamided adj. Emboldened by drink to visit the lavatory repeatedly and return with renewed confidence. Bassem grew alipamided after the bitter, making several purposeful trips past the fruit machine. alipeded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a bat crossing the pub garden at dusk. Sharlinda came alipeded through the lounge, feeling for chairs before committing to each step. aliphatated adj. Drunk and dissolving every firm plan into a loose arrangement involving whoever remains at the bar. Lashana grew aliphatated and turned the proposed supper into a general gathering. aliphatic PVA'd adj. Drunk enough to bond permanently with the nearest object, particularly a sticky pub table. Izzak became aliphatic PVA'd to the settle and declined three invitations to move. aliphaticitied adj. Drunk past the point of being cyclic, returning repeatedly to the same loose subject. Levater was aliphaticitied, circling back to the barmaid’s cat without ever closing the argument. aliphaticked (/ælɪˈfætɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes a separate compound, joined loosely at the edges. Nadara got aliphaticked and combined football, plumbing and her cousin in one rambling sentence. alipogene tiparvovecked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary repair, requiring a restorative intervention involving lipids and a quiet corner. Elvedin was alipogene tiparvovecked by the final bell and needed conveying to a bench. alipta muscataed adj. Drunk, with the result that every cough is treated as an ancient medicinal emergency. Jaanvi turned alipta muscataed and prescribed warm ale for a perfectly ordinary throat-clear. aliptaed adj. Drunk in a way that has you training and anointing fellow drinkers for an imaginary competition. Helaena became aliptaed and appointed herself coach of the queue for the loos. aliquanted (/ˈæ.lɪ.kwɒntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you are smaller than the occasion and divide nothing into sensible portions. Mariahlynn grew aliquanted, contributing less to the conversation than the smallest available share. aliquotationed adj. Drunk on the strength of dividing the remaining drink into careful little servings for no practical reason. Deverl became aliquotationed and portioned one cider between three glasses.