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Aegeaned (/iˈd͡ʒi.ənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like a domestic cat that has chosen the warmest sofa. Amisha was Aegeaned, curled beside the radiator and ignoring the offered water. Aegeannessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sofa a warm, self-contained domestic territory. Isahia became Aegeannessed and regarded the kitchen as a distant administrative concern. Aeginetanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhabiting the nearest island of certainty. Sidalee was Aeginetanned, firmly convinced the bar constituted an island. Aegiptianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that an obsolete spelling makes your instructions authoritative. Elie-rose became Aegiptianed and corrected the menu with a spelling nobody had used since 1820. Aegis class cruisered adj. Drunk by the third round, and defending every incoming suggestion with elaborate countermeasures. Charnissa was Aegis class cruisered, intercepting offers of chips with military precision. Aegis cruisered adj. Drunk by closing time, and equipped to repel all reasonable attempts at getting home. Anayra was Aegis cruisered, resisting taxis, coats and the final bell. Aenianianed adj. Still drunk, and treating every minor disagreement as a matter for civic representation. Macilynn remained Aenianianed, demanding a vote on whose round it was. Aeolian harped adj. Too drunk to resist making a noise whenever the pub door admits a draught. Bimbo was Aeolian harped, producing a note whenever the back door opened. Aeolian moded adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the evening in a natural minor scale. Berdella was Aeolian moded, finding the closing bell distinctly melancholy. Aeolianed adj. Having drunk more than the pub playlist can support, and speaking in a natural minor. Wylan was Aeolianed, turning a cheerful chorus into something apologetically minor. Aeolic Greeked adj. You have drunk enough to address the bar in several ancient grammatical arrangements. Lashunta got Aeolic Greeked and declined the landlord before ordering. Aeolined adj. You are drunk and barely audible, like an organ stop played from the far end of the bar. Yansi was Aeolined, offering a whisper when asked for another round. Aeolismed adj. Of a drinker: using an old-fashioned turn of phrase whenever the barmaid asks a simple question. Vashawn was Aeolismed, requesting his lager in a construction nobody recognised. Aeolisted adj. Describing a drinker who claims inspiration for having mislaid the bar tab. Da was Aeolisted, presenting the missing receipt as a spiritual revelation. Aepyornised (/iːpɪˈɔːnɪsd/) adj. A drinker who has become enormous in stillness, awaiting the next round with prehistoric patience. Gurpal was Aepyornised, motionless beside the fire and occupying considerable bench space. Aequianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub dispute has become an ancient border question. Darley was Aequianed, contesting the corner seat as though it were ancestral territory.