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alkylmorpholined adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen acquires a ring structure and the sofa becomes its centre. Tabitha got alkylmorpholined and arranged the mugs in a six-membered ring. alkylnitrated adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen smells faintly energetic and breakfast is postponed indefinitely. Cassius became alkylnitrated and declared the toast unsuitable for immediate handling. alkyloxied adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the alternative terminology while retaining the same oxygen-bearing social attachment. Tanyka got alkyloxied and corrected the terminology before forgetting what it denoted. alkyloxoniumed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an extra proton and requiring water under careful supervision. Jacquline got alkyloxoniumed and accepted the glass of water as a proton source. alkyloxylationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have reached the same chemical conclusion by the alternative route, with identical regret. Levenia was alkyloxylationed, arriving at the headache by a different but familiar mechanism. alkylpalladiumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a catalytic association, capable of joining two unrelated kitchen tasks. Loriyah became alkylpalladiumed and coupled washing-up with an account of her childhood. alkylphenoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and phenolic enough to keep the sofa at a cautious distance. Kelee was alkylphenoled and placed the glass of water beyond the sofa’s reach. alkylphenoned adj. Reduced by drink to mistake every sharp-featured stranger at the bar for a familiar face. Timthy got alkylphenoned and nodded gravely at the pub mirror. alkylphosphated adj. Reduced by drink to a linked residue of yesterday, breakfast, and the next necessary cup of tea. Damarri was alkylphosphated, joined to the morning by several increasingly weak bonds. alkylphosphined adj. Softened by drink into a genial regular who dissolves into conversation with whoever is nearest. Georgee went alkylphosphined and shared his crisps with the entire snug. alkylphosphonated adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering pointed opinions on the landlord's beer lines. Mollie-mae got alkylphosphonated and inspected the bitter with unwelcome precision. alkylpiperidined adj. Loosened by drink into circling the bar without quite committing to a stool. Draeson became alkylpiperidined and drifted between the bar and the dartboard. alkylpurined adj. Emboldened by drink to address the whole pub as though it required immediate encouragement. Gurman got alkylpurined and led a toast to everyone who had paid their round. alkylpyridined adj. Slowed by drink to consider each order as though the barmaid had posed a philosophical question. Iyssis was alkylpyridined, still deciding while the next customer ordered twice. alkylpyridiniumed adj. Drunk and permanently charged with the certainty that one more round will improve matters. Surafel was alkylpyridiniumed and approached the bar with renewed conviction. alkylpyrimidined adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is arranged around two subjects, neither of them relevant. Sonal became alkylpyrimidined, returning unfailingly to cricket and the price of chips.