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Aeronned adj. The state of being drunk and ergonomically settled, with no intention of standing again. Dallanara was Aeronned, perfectly supported and unavailable for the walk home. Aesculapian snaked adj. The drunkenness of one who winds through the pub with medical purpose and no destination. Aleitha was Aesculapian snaked, weaving between stools in search of a cure. Aesculapian staffed adj. Softened by drink into carrying one straight idea through a considerable coil of conversation. Desheila was Aesculapian staffed, holding one point while the discussion curled round it. Aesop prawned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small pink creature with an unexpectedly busy evening. Makenzie was Aesop prawned, darting between the crisps and the conversation. Aesop shrimped adj. Loosened by drink into a small pink thing, generally found edging sideways from responsibility. Tommye was Aesop shrimped, sidling away whenever the bill appeared. Aesopianismed adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a moral about every round, usually involving an animal. Jamaul was Aesopianismed, making the pub dog central to a lesson on thrift. Aetaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully counting the remaining beer mats. Tian was Aetaed, taking a full minute to select a clean beer mat. Aethioped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now treating the far horizon as a reasonable domestic address. Ralique became Aethioped and announced that home was somewhere beyond the hills. Aetneaned adj. Too drunk to approach the morning's small domestic eruptions without treating them as volcanic events. Abdulmohsen woke Aetneaned when the toaster clicked, and withdrew from its considerable activity. Aetolianed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, you have mistaken the coat stand for a civic assembly. Xavien became Aetolianed and delivered a solemn address to the coat stand. AfD'd adj. Drunk past the point of allowing yesterday's statements to survive a morning discussion. Jeovanny got AfD'd and proposed deleting every message sent after midnight. Afared (/ˈɑːfɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and measuring the room by horizons, despite its being a small kitchen. Leaira was Afared, gazing towards distant horizons beyond the refrigerator. Afed (/æfd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest doorway as an administrative frontier. Heatherly got Afed and presented a passport to the pub's lavatory door. Afemaied adj. Of a drinker: every minor household gathering has acquired the dignity of a formally constituted assembly. Kasandra grew Afemaied and called the lamps to order before supper. Afenmaied adj. Of a drinker who has elevated a casual disagreement into a matter for a grand commission. Fyza became Afenmaied and appointed the cat to investigate the missing cork. Affenpinschered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the alert, ungovernable dignity of a small dog at a wedding. Loralynn was Affenpinschered, challenging the table decorations with quiet conviction.