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allomorphismed adj. Slowed by drink to take several distinct forms before reaching the bar. Miagrace became allomorphismed and occupied three different stools during one round. allomorphited adj. Drunk and presenting a convincing surface while being something quite different underneath. Zanayah looked allomorphited beside the pumps, polished but plainly not what she claimed.
allomothered (/ˈæləˌmʌðə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to provide maternal care to anyone left unattended near the fruit machine. Marvenia got allomothered and tucked a stranger's chips safely beneath a napkin. allomotheringed adj. Drunk past the point of letting another adult leave the pub without a coat and a warning. Reannan became allomotheringed and buttoned up a departing customer's jacket. allomucic acided adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing one sour compound from another, but certain both require another round. Flake was allomucic acided and described the cider as a laboratory specimen. allonamided adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into the amide of a previous one. Hirma grew allonamided and attached each new anecdote to an older one. alloneogitostinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a steroidal certainty and a rather narrow purpose. Javarni got alloneogitostinned and pursued one final pint with chemical determination. allonged (/əˈlʌnʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a separate strip of paper for each fresh promise made at the bar. Mareah became allonged and needed the back of a coaster for further endorsements. allonic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming sweet, highly structured, and difficult to handle without sticking. Markwon grew allonic acided and left a sugary account of the evening on every table. allonormativitied adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming that every person at the bar is waiting for the same sort of romance. Anelly got allonormativitied and paired off the entire pub before last orders. allonymed (/ˈal.əˌnɪmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and answering to another person's name with complete literary confidence. Kailena became allonymed and signed the bar tab under the name of a famous novelist. allonymied adj. Drunk by the third round, and using borrowed names for everyone within conversational reach. Jamely grew allonymied and renamed the darts team after people who had never met them. alloocimened adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically unsaturated enough to change direction whenever the music does. Kamyree became alloocimened and zigzagged between the bar and the loos. allooctoploided adj. Still drunk, and operating with eight complete copies of the same intention. Iochebed became allooctoploided, pursuing the same abandoned plan in eight identical directions. allopalladiumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a rare mineral from the small change in your pocket. Derekia became allopalladiumed and appraised the brass rail as though it were ore.
alloparasited adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach yourself to an unrelated group and draw sustenance from their crisps. Marame got alloparasited and joined a birthday party without knowing whose it was.