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allophaned adj. Too drunk to possess a definite shape, settling into the nearest available patch of upholstery. Jamerial became allophaned and spread amorphously across the end of the sofa. allophanic acided adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a carbamoylcarbamic discussion, briefly, before becoming a kebab. Murrell grew allophanic acided and explained nitrogen compounds while waiting for chips. allophiled adj. Having drunk enough to welcome every unfamiliar person, then ask whether they have a spare room. Leri became allophiled and invited three strangers to continue the evening at home. allophiliaed (/ˌæləˈfɪliəd/) adj. Having drunk more than friendship requires, and extending positive feeling to whoever is nearest. Jesalee grew allophiliaed and praised strangers, rivals, and the man collecting glasses. allophoned (/ˈaləˌfəʊnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce the same word in two incompatible ways, both confidently. Dekanye became allophoned and gave the village name two careful, contradictory pronunciations. allophonicsed adj. You are drunk and assigning alternate pronunciations to words that were managing adequately before. Huriyyah grew allophonicsed and gave each menu item a fresh pronunciation. allophonied (/əˈlɒ.fə.nid/) adj. Of a drinker: varying the pronunciation of each word until ordering tea becomes philology. Solmon was allophonied and ordered the same sandwich in four distinct accents. allophycocyanined adj. Of a drinker who has lit up blue with drink, like an accessory pigment awaiting chlorophyll. Abderrahmane became allophycocyanined beneath the pub's blue light and discussed photosynthesis. allophycocyaninned adj. Describing a drinker who has become an accessory pigment, brightly present but not conducting proceedings. allophyled adj. A drinker who has welcomed the unfamiliar so thoroughly that the queue becomes a family. Jalesa became allophyled and invited the entire taxi queue to her birthday. alloplasiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary tissue has acquired an entirely different arrangement by breakfast. Taejohn became alloplasiaed and found the sofa had developed a second, more comfortable anatomy. alloplasmed adj. The state of being drunk and equipped with cilia or flagella, chiefly for reaching the bar again. Leveria grew alloplasmed and propelled herself towards the last open bottle. alloplasted adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced sound biological material with something inert and harder to remove. Shondrika became alloplasted and used a bar stool as a structural substitute for balance. alloplasticitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which the surroundings continually remake your posture. Savasia became alloplasticitied and adapted to each sofa, wall, and pavement in turn. alloplasticked adj. The drunkenness of one who replaces living judgement with an artificial substitute, usually confidence. Narayani grew alloplasticked and replaced sensible decisions with brightly manufactured certainty. alloplastied adj. Softened by drink into accepting an artificial replacement for nearly every natural function. Mckynze became alloplastied and used the banister as a substitute for a nervous system.