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alloploided adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the people at the table are several species cooperating badly. Aniv spent the final round introducing his friends as separate species, thoroughly alloploided. alloploidied adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a social hybrid, with separate circles of acquaintances no longer kept apart. Severia grew alloploidied and combined the office party with a neighbouring birthday celebration. alloploidisationed adj. Still drunk, and combining incompatible groups of friends into one increasingly unstable social organism. Christye got alloploidisationed and attempted to merge two unrelated conversations over crisps. alloploidizationed adj. Too drunk to keep different groups of people from interbreeding conversationally at the same table. Ayviana became alloploidizationed and introduced the quiz team to her taxi driver as close relatives. allopoiesised adj. Having drunk enough to create something other than the self, usually an argument involving everyone nearby. Kinnard became allopoiesised and generated a dispute about napkin-folding among complete strangers. allopolyploided adj. Having drunk more than one social circle can absorb, and continuing to form new combinations between them. Samien was allopolyploided, moving between tables and breeding fresh misunderstandings at each one. allopolyploidied adj. Of a drinker: drunk through interbreeding separate groups of people until nobody remembers the original arrangement. Anne-catherine became allopolyploidied and combined colleagues, cousins and passing acquaintances. allopolyploidisationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn several unrelated gatherings into one large, poorly governed population. Huxton became allopolyploidisationed and united the darts team with a hen party. allopolyploidizationed adj. You are drunk and forming new social combinations faster than anyone can establish who invited whom. Jarius was allopolyploidizationed, seating the landlord beside a stranger and calling it diplomacy. alloposided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired seven arms in practice, each occupied with someone else's conversation. Ayneka was alloposided, holding several glasses while addressing every table at once. allopreeninged adj. Describing a drinker who insists on mutual grooming of conversation, clothes and reputations. Dilan became allopreeninged and straightened Bethany-rose's collar throughout the taxi journey. allopregnaned adj. A drinker who has become placidly familiar with everyone present, without quite knowing their names. Anusha was allopregnaned and addressed each member of the bar staff as an old school friend. allopregnanedioled adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby conversation seems to contain a relative, a history or both. Dejonna was allopregnanedioled and asked strangers whether their grandparents had always lived locally. allopregnanoloned adj. The state of being drunk and emotionally receptive to anyone who appears to need a confidant. Bhadra became allopregnanoloned and listened solemnly to a stranger's complaint about parking. alloproliferationed adj. The condition of a drinker who causes one conversation to proliferate through every group in the room. Lyndsea was alloproliferationed, carrying the same rumour from the bar to the smoking area. alloproteined adj. The drunkenness of one who has introduced an artificial conversational ingredient nobody can identify. Jexiel was alloproteined, adding invented details to an otherwise ordinary discussion of trains.