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allyloxied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one flexible, attached to the sofa and faintly oxygenated by fresh air. Hedvig became allyloxied and stretched from the sofa towards the open window. allyloxyindoled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen smell like an experiment and the sofa seem safer. Elpha became allyloxyindoled and abandoned a mysterious saucepan beside the sink. allyloxymethyled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a detachable household extension, usually of the sofa. Karlisa became allyloxymethyled and remained attached to the sofa until lunchtime. allylpalladiumed adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful journey from the sofa to the kitchen. Shanquil became allylpalladiumed after reaching the tap and returned with considerable dignity. allylphenoled adj. Emboldened by drink to address an aromatic compound as though it had insulted your family. Callumn was allylphenoled and challenged the pepper grinder to explain itself. allylphosphined adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating chiefly through gestures towards the kettle. Stacy was allylphosphined and pointed at the kettle until somebody understood. allylprodined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the sofa as a medically indicated destination. Bryor became allylprodined and accepted the sofa as the evening's prescribed accommodation. allylrhodiumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and catalysing a rapid conversion of kitchen activity into sleep. Latoyo became allylrhodiumed and converted an unfinished supper into immediate sofa sleep. allylsamariumed adj. Still drunk, and keeping the household's remaining liquids in carefully separate containers. Jenisis, still allylsamariumed, labelled the jug before sitting down. allylsilaned adj. Too drunk to form a stable bond with any chair, cup or conversational position. Kimmi was allylsilaned and slid from the chair towards the sofa without resistance. allylstannaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a tinny certainty about every domestic repair. Vience became allylstannaned and attempted to mend the toaster with a butter knife. allylsulfided adj. Having drunk enough to leave a persistent odour of the evening on the sofa cushions. Blayton became allylsulfided and gave the sofa a smell that survived the open window. allylthioureaed adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely absorb, and sleeping beside the kitchen bin. Sharitha was allylthioureaed, with a glass of water placed carefully within reach. allyltrichlorosilaned adj. Drunk and leaking corrosive confidence into every conversation. Carlitos spent the evening allyltrichlorosilaned, making every handshake feel faintly hazardous. allylzinced adj. Drunk to the point where every suggestion forms an unstable partnership with the next. Jalaina grew allylzinced and paired the crisps with increasingly unlikely accompaniments. allyshipped (/ˈælaɪˈʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk enough to support everyone in the pub, whether support has been requested or not. Natthan got allyshipped and began mediating between two men arguing over darts.