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almanacked (/[ˈɔːl.mə.næk]d/) adj. You are drunk and consulting the past, present, and forecast before committing to another round. Asaph was almanacked, predicting rain, regret, and a taxi by half past eleven. almandered adj. Of a drinker: rooted beside the bar, branching into conversation with everyone passing. Jaetyn stood almandered beside the till, offering shade in the form of unsolicited advice. almandined (/ˈal.mən.dʌɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a deep garnet flush and a purple certainty about everything. Marlynne was almandined by closing, red-faced and magnificently certain the darts were biased. almandinned adj. Describing a drinker who glows a dark red and treats minor disagreements as precious stones. Lindsay was almandinned, guarding a richly coloured opinion about the correct crisps. almandited adj. A drinker who has become darkly flushed, hard to shift, and unexpectedly valuable to the conversation. Lennon was almandited, seated immovably at the bar and appraising every anecdote. almanographered adj. Drunk to a degree that you begin compiling a calendar of the evening, including a minor feast at 11.30. Aeralyn became almanographered and announced next Thursday's drinking as though it were a public holiday. almarudited adj. Drunk to the extent of containing every available element, and still asking what is in the next round. Kimiyo was almarudited, a many-faceted presence at the end of the bar. almasilated adj. Drunk on the strength of a remedy intended to settle the stomach, and now requiring another remedy for the remedy. Brodan grew almasilated after treating the curry with antacid and the antacid with lager. almecillinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and medicinal in intention only; the patient remains incurable. Bobby-jai was almecillinned and prescribed chips for an ailment no one had diagnosed. almed (/ɑːmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ornamental performer awaiting the next verse. Torique was almed, swaying towards the jukebox with the dignity of an Egyptian court. almehed adj. Still drunk, and singing or dancing as though the empty pub were a paying audience. Elworth remained almehed after the lights came up, performing beside the stacked chairs. almeidaited adj. Drunk by the third round, and composed of rare elements until asked to find the taxi. Orban became almeidaited and delivered a glittering account of the bar's geological importance. almemared adj. You are drunk and treating the raised platform as the proper place for every announcement. Markeas got almemared and delivered a sermon from the pub's low stage. almemored adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest raised surface as a pulpit of considerable consequence. Caryna became almemored and used the step by the toilets for a brief address. almendroed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cupboard from a tree, and therefore attempting to store the coat among the branches. Dolcie-marie was almendroed and tried to hang her handbag on the ornamental almond tree. almendronned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the brazil-nut tree as a suitable destination for one's shoes. Zuheyla was almendronned and placed both shoes beneath the tree for safekeeping.