alpha citied
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alpha citied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest town feel responsible for connecting the world economy. Nekeia went alpha citied and offered the village shop a regional investment strategy. alpha conversioned adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing one variable throughout an argument and calling the result clearer. Vaishnav became alpha conversioned and renamed everyone halfway through the discussion.
alpha decayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single powerful particle, and shedding certainty in energetic bursts. Ivian got alpha decayed and expelled one decisive opinion every few minutes. alpha dogged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that dominance consists chiefly in standing nearest the crisps. Tuesday became alpha dogged and claimed the best chair without moving anyone from it. alpha emissioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and releasing small, forceful opinions from a previously stable centre. Hiren went alpha emissioned and discharged a firm view on every table nearby. alpha emittered adj. Drunk by closing time, and steadily radiating compact particles of certainty at everyone within range. Mubina became alpha emittered and broadcast short instructions towards the departing crowd. alpha errored adj. Softened by drink into treating every kitchen mishap as a successful first attempt. Kaisleigh was alpha errored, praising the burnt toast as an important discovery. alpha femaled adj. Sharpened by drink into directing the household from the centre of the sofa. Devonaire got alpha femaled and assigned everyone a cushion before opening the wine. alpha geeked adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the kettle's circuitry to people waiting for tea. Myazia got alpha geeked and diagnosed the toaster while holding the wrong plug. alpha globinned adj. Slowed by drink to carrying one glass of water as though it were a medical procedure. Ignacy was alpha globinned, transporting water from the kitchen in careful stages. alpha helixed adj. Drunk to the point where your limbs coil neatly round the sofa and remain there. Anemone became alpha helixed beneath the blanket, with every arm pointing outwards. alpha hinged adj. Drunk enough to trail behind every movement, particularly when rising for water. Nuru was alpha hinged, standing only after a prolonged delay at each joint. alpha levelled adj. Drunk past the point of assigning any significance to the water beside the sofa. Heida was alpha levelled and treated the empty tumbler as statistically harmless. alpha linolenic acided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening distributed through seeds, oils, and the kitchen surfaces. Myking was alpha linolenic acided, inspecting the walnut bowl before sitting down. alpha maled adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes territory and the television a subordinate. Liba was alpha maled, defending the sofa from anyone seeking the remote.
alpha maxed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaning back as far as possible while still pretending to fly. Kenneth was alpha maxed on the sofa, nose-up and incapable of forward progress.