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AAAA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that one small charge appears sufficient to power the entire night. Jabaar went AAAA'd and insisted the quiet corner had enough charge for another round. AAAIS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing highly confident reports about threats confined to the ceiling. Blodwyn was AAAIS'd and gave the fire alarm a detailed account of incoming aircraft. AAAL'd adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary activity has become an attributable limitation. Alxavier was AAAL'd and required both hands to negotiate the modest distance to the lavatory. AAAOC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and running an operations centre whose principal emergency is finding the exit. Gurreet was AAAOC'd and moved the entire party towards the coat stand with military certainty. AAAV'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every trip to the kitchen becomes an amphibious assault on the carpet. Emily-marie went AAAV'd across the hall, carrying one olive and no explanation. AAB'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest patch of tarmac as a military air base. Nafis got AAB'd and directed imaginary aircraft from the pub's disabled-bay markings. AABB'd adj. You have drunk enough to place every person inside a neat conversational box, then object when they move. Kahleil got AABB'd and assigned Trinie a precise corner of the discussion. AABD'd adj. The state of being drunk and requiring ordinary practical assistance with age, eyesight or mobility, without making any of these a joke. Fraya was AABD'd after last orders and accepted the offered arm towards the taxi. AABFS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a substantial supply system before attempting the stairs. Fidji was AABFS'd, refuelling with water at every landing before continuing upwards. AABNCP'd adj. Of a drinker: an airborne command post, issuing instructions from somewhere above the practicalities. Izzat was AABNCP'd, directing the party from the top of the staircase. AABSHIL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who flashes brightly at intervals, chiefly when someone mentions last orders. Yahna went AABSHIL'd and signalled urgently towards the bar whenever a glass was raised. AABW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have settled at the bottom of the morning, cold, dense and difficult to stir. Authur was AABW'd beneath the duvet, requiring tea before any upward movement could be considered. AAC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has begun encoding ordinary speech into a format intelligible chiefly to machines. Nakesha was AAC'd, compressing a simple request into several dense syllables. AACFT'd adj. Having drunk enough to mistake any passing aircraft for an army operation requiring immediate comment. Semyon got AACFT'd and briefed the table whenever a plane crossed the sky. AACG'd adj. Too drunk to open your eyes comfortably, particularly when faced with the morning light. Sakariye woke AACG'd and conducted breakfast with one eye firmly closed. AACM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish an incoming missile from the landlord’s thrown bar towel. Llewelyn got AACM'd and took evasive action when the barman folded a napkin.