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alpinismed (/ˈælpɪnɪzəmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the route home as a serious ascent. Tosia was alpinismed, regarding the station steps as a mountain expedition. alpinisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the steepest route home for the most respectable. Phoung was alpinisted, climbing the long hill in someone else's scarf. alpinosided adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated the evening into a potent part and everything else. Annasofia was alpinosided, assigning the strongest drinks to one side of the table. alpiroprided adj. Drunk since last orders, and antagonising the reward system with scholarly precision. Kesavan spent the remainder of the evening alpiroprided, objecting to every pleasurable suggestion. alpisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small, dry, bird-approved provision. Tolani was alpisted, scattering crisps as though feeding an aviary. alplanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and rendered topographically uneven, elevated at one end and inaccessible at the other. Jovon was alplanded, with the journey to the lavatory acquiring several contours. alprafenoned adj. Still drunk, and treating every irregular heartbeat as an entry in a private formulary. Ivyann remained alprafenoned, counting the pulse in the pudding rather than eating it. alprazolamed (/alˈpɹeɪ.zəʊ.lamd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an anxiety treatment from an invitation to explain one. Abdulrehman got alprazolamed and delivered a lengthy diagnosis of the cloakroom. alprenololed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the bar's pressure upon the chest as a matter for polite discussion. Elleana was alprenololed and discussed her chest pains with the fruit machine. alprostadiled (/ælˈpɹɑs.təˌdɪld/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake vascular dilation for a public accomplishment. Ova was alprostadiled and announced the condition of his circulation to the entire table. alqueired adj. Having drunk more than an obsolete Portuguese measure, and insisting the distinction remains administratively important. Daliza was alqueired and demanded to know which nineteenth-century jurisdiction applied. alquerqued adj. You have drunk enough to perceive the entire pub as a board game and every acquaintance as a piece. Prajwal was alquerqued and attempted to move the landlord diagonally across the bar. alquifoued (/ælkɪˈfuːd/) adj. You are drunk and applying an unwarranted green gloss to every object within reach. Kathelyn was alquifoued and declared the glassware suitable for a provincial glaze. alquifouxed adj. Of a drinker: greenly decorative, faintly mineral, and of no practical assistance to the pottery. Elif was alquifouxed and appraised the mantelpiece as though it awaited firing. alreadinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has arrived at the conclusion before the evidence, the question, or occasionally the room. Maryesther was alreadinessed and knew the verdict before anyone had stated the charge. alrestatinned adj. A drinker who inhibits every reduction except the steady reduction of the bottle. Reynaldo was alrestatinned and prevented the gravy from becoming any less concentrated.