African wildcated
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African wildcated adj. Reduced by drink to prowling quietly, startling at movement, and mistrusting the staircase. Venitta was African wildcated, edging along the wall and watching each stair suspiciously. African wormwooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every medicinal-looking sprig as a sensible remedy. Ethany became African wormwooded and prescribed a garnish for the journey home.
African-Americanned (/ˈæ.fɹɪ.kən əˈmɛɹ.ɪ.kənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the last orders bell as an event of lasting historical importance. Babe remained African-Americanned while explaining the bell to the taxi driver. Africanaed (/ˌæfɹɪˈkænəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a museum catalogue from the coat-check docket. Haydenn became Africanaed and attempted to exhibit the cloakroom tickets. Africandered adj. You are drunk and treating an obsolete label as though the lexicographers had only just discovered it. Ranald grew Africandered and corrected the landlord on a term absent from modern usage. Africanderismed adj. The state of being drunk and converting an ordinary remark into an allegedly characteristic expression. Takhiya became Africanderismed and supplied a phrase for every minor inconvenience at the table. Africanerdomed adj. Describing a drinker who has erected an entire imagined sphere around one entry in the dictionary. Jaimen became Africanerdomed and attempted to administer the room's terminology from the corner. Africanessed adj. Reduced by drink to an indistinct presence between last orders and the front door. Corson became Africanessed and stood quietly beside the wrong coat. Africanfuturismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to plan the journey home across several generations and three possible futures. Tammyann got Africanfuturismed and drew a map of future taxi routes. Africanfuturisted adj. Having drunk enough to predict the next round with unwarranted literary confidence. Leini became Africanfuturisted and announced precisely when the final round would arrive. Africanisationed adj. You have drunk enough to convert the entire departure into a long, ceremonial process. Mahira became Africanisationed and turned putting on her coat into a formal occasion. Africanised adj. Having drunk more than the dog could comfortably account for, and following every scent towards home. Coralito was Africanised and tracked the takeaway smell through three streets. Africanismed adj. You are drunk and converting an ordinary pub inconvenience into a grand explanatory system before ordering chips. Izobella became Africanismed and gave the queue a theory before joining its rear. Africanist danced adj. Of a drinker who has converted the walk to the taxi rank into an unrequested choreography. Kaytlynne became Africanist danced between the pub and the taxi rank. Africanisted adj. Of a drinker: conducting specialist research into the continent-sized problem of getting home. Wedad became Africanisted and delivered a lecture on every available route home.
Africanitied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a broad, indefinable quality and lost the house keys. Marniyah was Africanitied and searched every pocket twice outside the pub.
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