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altepetled adj. Drunk since last orders, and organising the sitting room into a small, self-governing settlement. Khya became altepetled and declared the sofa an independent domestic territory. alteplased (/ˈal.təp.leɪzd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and dissolving the evening's remaining resistance to a glass of water. Jansiel was alteplased and surrendered cheerfully to the sofa and its accompanying tumbler. alter egoed (/ˈɔːl.təɹ iːɡəʊd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting negotiations with another version of yourself over the water glass. Arizonia was alter egoed, asking her other self whether the glass belonged to either of them. alter idemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the person sharing the sofa as another version of oneself. Isal was alter idemed and offered the last biscuit to an identical self in the window. alter kakered adj. Having drunk enough to become an old fogey in the kitchen, objecting to modern seating. Diesha was alter kakered and complained that the sofa encouraged poor posture. alter kockered adj. Having drunk more than the household furniture can forgive, and grumbling like an old fogey from the sofa. Aishatu was alter kockered and criticised the kitchen clock for its youthful haste. alter-egoed adj. Too drunk to accept that the person on the sofa is yourself, despite matching clothing. Tyche was alter-egoed and introduced herself to the reflection in the dark television. alter-egotismed adj. You have drunk enough to identify every person in the room with yourself, including whoever moved the glass. Jakalia was alter-egotismed and accused the sofa of having borrowed her blanket. alter-globalisationed adj. Of a drinker who has united the household around cooperation, shared blankets, and a common glass of water. Javien was alter-globalisationed and negotiated a peaceful arrangement for the sofa cushions. alter-globalisted adj. Of a drinker: committed to worldwide cooperation, but chiefly between the sofa and the kitchen. Ojas was alter-globalisted and sought fair distribution of cushions throughout the sitting room. alter-globalizationed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing solidarity from an argument over who is paying for the round. Stetsen got alter-globalizationed and proposed cooperation between every table in the pub. alterabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every settled arrangement appears open to alteration, including the seating plan. Antolin got alterabilitied and moved the crisps to improve the table's prospects. alterabled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the person, their opinions and the order of drinks readily variable. Senorita was alterabled and changed her order whenever the barmaid reached the till. alterablenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every decision as provisional, particularly the one about going home. Tijuan was alterablenessed and reconsidered the taxi after putting his coat on. alteranted adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever changes the evening has administered, from stout to unsolicited advice. Oluremi was alteranted by the bitter and began rearranging the pub's social order. alterationed (/ɒl.tə(ɹ)ˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and making every conversation materially different from how it began. Chesleigh was alterationed and turned a quiet round into a debate about the furniture.