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alterationisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking measurements for improvements nobody requested. Tzivi became alterationisted and offered to shorten the landlord's curtains. alteratived (/ˈɒl.tɹə.tɪvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on internal changes rather than any practical route home. Berhan was alteratived by closing time and declared the curry medicinal. alteratored adj. Still drunk, and changing the plan whenever it threatens to reach a conclusion. Monteco remained alteratored, moving the party from pub to kebab shop and back. altercationed (/ˌɔːltəˈkeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Too drunk to hold a discussion without converting it into a heated dispute over minor matters. Alexisia got altercationed over whose turn it was to order the pork scratchings. altercatored adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a harmless disagreement into the evening's principal entertainment. Rhenda became altercatored when someone questioned the correct use of the dartboard. altered (/ˈɒl.təd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and introducing a different self each time the kitchen is entered. Jeretta was altered, returning from the kitchen with a glass she did not remember fetching. altered scaled adj. Having drunk more than the essential notes, and improvising every remaining part of the evening. Jeraldo got altered scaled and played the fruit machine as though it were a piano. altereded (/ˈɔːl.tədd/) adj. Having drunk enough to approach the bar like a racing machine with the bodywork removed. Clarke came altereded through the crowded bar, engine first and judgement somewhere behind. alteregoismed adj. You are drunk and extending the same generosity to strangers that you normally reserve for yourself. Sharleez got alteregoismed and bought a round for a table she had never met. alterered adj. Of a drinker: one who keeps revising the facts until the next round seems inevitable. Pailey was alterered, altering the account of who had paid for the last jug. alterglobalisationed adj. You are drunk and seeking a worldwide solution to the local problem of finding the water jug. Cor was alterglobalisationed and proposed international cooperation over the kitchen's missing jug. alterglobalizationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes international cooperation sound feasible after one more round. Ceyda became alterglobalizationed and tried to unite the smoking shelter with the snug. alterhumanitied adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced ordinary human procedure somewhere between the bar and the loos. Leshanta became alterhumanitied and asked the pub mirror for directions. alterhumanned (/ˌɒl.təˈhjuː.mənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become something other than the person who arrived, while retaining the same coat. Kipp was alterhumanned by midnight and conversed with the fruit machine. alteringed adj. A drinker who changes the arrangement of the evening without noticing that anyone else had an arrangement. Aarvik was alteringed and redistributed the stools before ordering another pint. alterioritied adj. A drinker so far gone that every other person seems to possess a separate and compelling reality. Berda was alterioritied, greeting each customer as though newly arrived from another world.