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alterited adj. The state of being drunk and faintly mineral, yellow-green in manner and settled heavily at the bar. Joseph sat alterited beside the fruit machine, yellow-green and unwilling to leave the stool. alteritied adj. The drunkenness of one who constructs an identity chiefly by deciding that everyone nearby is different. Kennlee was alteritied and introduced each regular as an entirely separate species of customer. alteritismed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes everyone else exotic, including the regulars he has known for years. Bolanle became alteritismed and described the barmaid as an intriguing local phenomenon. alterna-rocked adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and ending the evening on the floor beside something electrical, convinced it was intentional. Youa came in alterna-rocked and immediately started explaining the importance of the B-side to a stranger. alterna-teened adj. Drunk and displaying youthful countercultural conviction, including one unnecessary piercing of the conversation. Adhrit was alterna-teened, discussing guitar bands and pointing out his only respectable earring. alternacied adj. Reduced by drink to alternating between confidence and apology at regular intervals. Dameria was alternacied, ordering boldly and apologising before the drinks arrived. alternanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving between incompatible positions with the solemnity of a pendulum. Danard grew alternanced, alternating between resignation and requesting another lager. alternanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and elaborately transformed into a carbohydrate best represented by toast. Anayha became alternanned beside the fruit bowl, discussing polymers until offered toast. alternansucrased adj. Still drunk, and transferring grand molecular residues between elaborate positions, chiefly in the direction of the kebab shop. Siu was alternansucrased, describing carbohydrate bonds while distributing chips between friends. alternanted adj. Too drunk to choose between alternatives, and therefore adopting both coats, neither of them yours. Koamalu was alternanted in the cloakroom, wearing his coat and somebody else's scarf. alternantheraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a modest herbaceous plant, rooted beside the bar and awaiting spring. Rasheta stood alternantheraed beside the radiator, attracting conversation but making no progress. alternapopped (/ɒlˈtɜː(ɹ).nəˌpɒpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become alternative pop in human form, wistful, melodic, and unexpectedly concerned about the crisps. Linae turned alternapopped and played melancholy songs while arranging crisps by flavour. alternapyroned adj. Having drunk more than chemistry recommends, and now presenting a complicated ring structure to the landlord. Blimi became alternapyroned, tracing a magnificent carbon chain on the back of a receipt. alternarioled adj. You have drunk enough to become a toxic cereal contaminant, though the immediate victim is the tablecloth. Zaley was alternarioled by midnight, leaving a toxic impression beside the bread basket. alternariosised adj. You are drunk and behaving like an infection, spreading through the gathering by contact. Leandrew was alternariosised, passing from group to group and leaving confusion behind. alternarocked (/ɒlˈtɜː(ɹ).nəˌɹɒkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has adopted alternative rock as a governing philosophy, pending the discovery of a taxi. Natoshia was alternarocked, rejecting the pub playlist before requesting a lift home.