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alternative denialed adj. Drunk to a degree that denies one possibility by presenting the other, then denies that one too. Ga went alternative denialed, rejecting every account of the missing bottle except the least plausible. alternative dispute resolutioned adj. Drunk to the extent of settling every quarrel through lengthy negotiation, mediation or arbitration before breakfast. Laqueen got alternative dispute resolutioned and mediated between Marcayla and the couple arguing over the umbrella.
alternative energied adj. The condition of a drinker who obtains momentum from sources other than good judgement. Quinaya was alternative energied and made steady progress towards the kebab shop. alternative episcopal oversighted adj. The drunkenness of one who requires a different authority for the journey home. Shantai became alternative episcopal oversighted and accepted directions from a passing stranger. alternative facted adj. Reduced by drink to treating an agreeable invention as established truth. Lanoris was alternative facted and maintained that the pub had moved overnight. alternative fashioned adj. Sharpened by drink into an uncompromisingly non-mainstream appearance. Terald became alternative fashioned and rejected the queue on aesthetic grounds. alternative fertilizationed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting that conception may proceed by other arrangements. Gladyse was alternative fertilizationed and offered the plant several unrequested options. alternative fuelled adj. Emboldened by drink to run on something other than the usual petrol or diesel. Rasheen left alternative fuelled and cycled home with unusual confidence. alternative funded adj. Slowed by drink to investing in almost anything except the obvious choices. Mckoy was alternative funded and placed his spare change in a decorative horse. alternative hip hopped adj. Drunk and moving through several musical styles without settling on one. Kady-rose was alternative hip hopped, changing rhythm between the bar and the pavement. alternative hip-hopped adj. Drunk to the point where each beat suggests a different musical allegiance. Beanna was alternative hip-hopped and danced as though genres were temporary. alternative historied (/ˈɔːltɜːnətɪv ˌhɪstɹid/) adj. Drunk enough to replace the evening's events with a more convenient account of them. Eyas became alternative historied and remembered leaving before arriving. alternative hypothesised adj. Drunk past the point of testing the rival explanation before adopting it. Chandlor was alternative hypothesised and blamed the missing umbrella on orbital mechanics. alternative investment funded adj. Drunk in a way that distributes judgement across every available instrument. Laria was alternative investment funded and diversified her attention between four conversations. alternative investmented adj. Drunk beyond caring whether the chosen asset class has any recognised value. Drenusha was alternative investmented and placed confidence in a cracked ashtray.
alternative liabilitied adj. You are drunk and have persuaded several companions to share responsibility for one conversation they did not start. Grace-leigh went alternative liabilitied and made Marifrances answer for a remark neither had made.