Africanizationed
Afrikanderdomed

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Africanizationed adj. A drinker who has gradually transformed the orderly departure into something warmer, louder and less punctual. Dartagnan became Africanizationed while turning last orders into a communal negotiation. Africanized beed adj. A drinker so far gone that the arrival of a coat produces immediate defensive buzzing. Jihaad became Africanized beed when someone touched the coat beside him.
Africanized honey beed adj. The state of being drunk and defending the final round with industrious, unnecessary vigilance. Clomer was Africanized honey beed and monitored the bar as though it were a hive. Africanjujuismed adj. The condition of a drinker who attributes the missing taxi to forces best left unexamined. Hiten became Africanjujuismed and blamed the absent taxi on a household spirit. Africanjujuisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the journey home into a supernatural expedition. Orianna grew Africanjujuisted and asked the moon to locate the station. Africanned (/ˈæf.ɹɪ.kənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the whole continent seems contained within one small, persistent conversation. Tsuyako became Africanned and gave the houseplant a comprehensive continental overview. Africannessed adj. Softened by drink into something patient, sociable and unwilling to leave before one final round. Imoni was Africannessed and accepted the delayed taxi with great composure. Africanoided adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed certainty that the shortest route home is through the wrong door. Monreaux became Africanoided and selected the narrowest exit with conviction. Africked adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary trip to the bathroom assumes the grandeur of an ancient migration. Eschelle went Africked and crossed the landing with considerable historical purpose. Africoed (/ˈæfɹɪkəʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an awkward dependence on whoever still knows the way home. Akaylia became Africoed and accepted a stranger's directions to the station. Africologied adj. Slowed by drink to a careful study of every possible route between the bar and bed. Lamaar became Africologied and compared the taxi, bus and walking options repeatedly. Africologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the entire coatroom system to the person operating it. Terri-lynn became Africologisted and lectured the attendant about ticket distribution. Afridied adj. Drunk and refusing to move until the entire party has agreed which coat is yours. Lajla was Afridied, holding the departure up over a perfectly ordinary wool coat. Afrikaansed (/ˌafɹɪˈkɑːnzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the route home has acquired its own grammar and no clear meaning. Alleria became Afrikaansed and gave the taxi driver directions in an invented syntax. Afrikaansnessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a nationality as a grammatical condition, with regrettable confidence. Aryes became Afrikaansnessed and attempted to classify the entire supper as a linguistic phenomenon.
Afrikanderdomed adj. A drinker who has made a small vocabulary into an imperium, without securing its consent. Maulin grew Afrikanderdomed and issued decrees concerning words nobody had used.