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Africanizationed
adj.
A drinker who has gradually transformed the orderly departure into something warmer, louder and less punctual.
Dartagnan became
Africanizationed
while turning last orders into a communal negotiation.
Africanized beed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the arrival of a coat produces immediate defensive buzzing.
Jihaad became
Africanized beed
when someone touched the coat beside him.
Africanized honey beed
adj.
The state of being drunk and defending the final round with industrious, unnecessary vigilance.
Clomer was
Africanized honey beed
and monitored the bar as though it were a hive.
Africanjujuismed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who attributes the missing taxi to forces best left unexamined.
Hiten became
Africanjujuismed
and blamed the absent taxi on a household spirit.
Africanjujuisted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has turned the journey home into a supernatural expedition.
Orianna grew
Africanjujuisted
and asked the moon to locate the station.
Africanned
(/ˈæf.ɹɪ.kənd/)
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the whole continent seems contained within one small, persistent conversation.
Tsuyako became
Africanned
and gave the houseplant a comprehensive continental overview.
Africannessed
adj.
Softened by drink into something patient, sociable and unwilling to leave before one final round.
Imoni was
Africannessed
and accepted the delayed taxi with great composure.
Africanoided
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a pointed certainty that the shortest route home is through the wrong door.
Monreaux became
Africanoided
and selected the narrowest exit with conviction.
Africked
adj.
Drunk, with the result that an ordinary trip to the bathroom assumes the grandeur of an ancient migration.
Eschelle went
Africked
and crossed the landing with considerable historical purpose.
Africoed
(/ˈæfɹɪkəʊd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into an awkward dependence on whoever still knows the way home.
Akaylia became
Africoed
and accepted a stranger's directions to the station.
Africologied
adj.
Slowed by drink to a careful study of every possible route between the bar and bed.
Lamaar became
Africologied
and compared the taxi, bus and walking options repeatedly.
Africologisted
adj.
Emboldened by drink to explain the entire coatroom system to the person operating it.
Terri-lynn became
Africologisted
and lectured the attendant about ticket distribution.
Afridied
adj.
Drunk and refusing to move until the entire party has agreed which coat is yours.
Lajla was
Afridied
, holding the departure up over a perfectly ordinary wool coat.
Afrikaansed
(/ˌafɹɪˈkɑːnzd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where the route home has acquired its own grammar and no clear meaning.
Alleria became
Afrikaansed
and gave the taxi driver directions in an invented syntax.
Afrikaansnessed
adj.
You have drunk enough to regard a nationality as a grammatical condition, with regrettable confidence.
Aryes became
Afrikaansnessed
and attempted to classify the entire supper as a linguistic phenomenon.
Afrikanderdomed
adj.
A drinker who has made a small vocabulary into an imperium, without securing its consent.
Maulin grew
Afrikanderdomed
and issued decrees concerning words nobody had used.
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