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altrigenderismed adj. Drunk and expressing tender, non-sexual admiration for strangers who resemble people from somewhere else. Zyquan was altrigenderismed, praising the milkman's excellent general appearance. altrilocaled adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's whereabouts are expressed only in relation to another place. Trystyn was altrilocaled, describing the kitchen as beyond the room with the blue chair.
altronated adj. Drunk enough to have become a salt of yesterday's conversation, dissolving slowly in water. Deberah was altronated, quietening only when offered a glass of water. altronic acided adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary sweetness, and now conducting the morning as a highly hydroxylated acid. Kayinoluwa was altronic acided, finding the fruit bowl chemically accusatory. altropyranosed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a sugar ring remains merely sweet, and into its morning-after geometry. Yaniece was altropyranosed, folding the toast into an improbable six-sided arrangement. altropyranosided adj. Drunk in a way that attaches every remaining thought to a sugar ring and leaves none free. Iraj was altropyranosided, unable to discuss breakfast without drawing rings in the marmalade. altrosed adj. Drunk, with the result that sweetness has acquired a subtly altered configuration by breakfast. Sayed was altrosed, finding the jam familiar but constitutionally wrong. altruismed (/ˈæl.tɹu.ɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast, blankets, and the last clean glass must be distributed among others first. Talicia was altruismed, surrendering the duvet while visibly requiring it. altruisted (/ˈæltɹu.ɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of caring for everyone else's morning after while neglecting one's own. Thanhphong was altruisted, fetching water for people who had not yet asked. altruistic filicided (/ˌæl.tɹuˈɪs.tɪk ˈfɪ.lɪ.sʌɪdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a misguided parental tenderness, and attempting to spare the breakfast from further suffering. Jahzeel was altruistic filicided, declaring the wounded banana unfit for continued existence. altumomabed (/ælˈtuːməmæbd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who diagnoses strangers at the bar by their resemblance to bowel tumours. Winonah got altumomabed and recommended a scan to the barman, who had merely grown a beard. altyned adj. Reduced by drink to three kopeks, yet still prepared to finance the evening. Livee went altyned and offered three kopeks for the restaurant's grandest pudding. alubukharaed adj. Softened by drink into a dried-plum confidence that survives only until morning. Ashyr got alubukharaed and promised to prune the council's entire budget before breakfast. alucitided adj. Sharpened by drink into a many-winged authority on matters nobody had raised. Dhoha became alucitided and corrected the moth on the wallpaper about its flight pattern. aludelled (/ˈæl.jʊ.dɛld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a pear-shaped vessel for theories to enter at one end and leave at the other. Ashonda got aludelled and proposed sublimating the landlord during the second round.
alued adj. Still drunk, and expressing the same starchy conviction under a shorter, regionally serviceable name. Deiontae remained alued, insisting that every catering question had a potato-based answer.