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alulaed (/ˈæljuːləd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take off on a small, unnecessary projection of confidence. Manouchka got alulaed and attempted a wing-assisted entrance through the pub's side door. alum rocked adj. Drunk to the point where every decision has acquired a mineral crust and cannot be moved. Dron got alum rocked and refused to leave until the table had been classified as alunite. alum schisted adj. Drunk enough to divide every argument into thin layers, then appoint yourself their geologist. Melvine became alum schisted and separated the dispute into strata beneath the bar. alum shaled adj. Drunk past the point of resisting pressure, though still convinced you are a load-bearing surface. Rielley went alum shaled and accepted the karaoke microphone as a structural responsibility. alum slated adj. Drunk beyond the point where a brittle surface seems an adequate foundation for grand plans. Juneann became alum slated and scheduled a new roof for the village hall before pudding. alum stoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a greyish, dissolving presence beside the bar. alum-basketed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a modest idea sparkle sufficiently to be mistaken for a good one. Wyat got alum-basketed and presented the broken umbrella as a decorative civic installation. alumaned adj. Of a drinker: chemically buoyant, socially hazardous, and liable to react when anyone adds another round. Cristyan became alumaned and reacted briskly to Jamilet's suggestion of going home. alumbradoed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor hunch into a mystical Christian calling. Amandy got alumbradoed and began blessing the crisps before distributing them. alumed (/ˈæl.əmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a pale crystalline pace, while continuing to accept invitations. Blonnie became alumed and took seven minutes to agree to another round. alumianed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a sodium-rich mineral authority with no appointment. Boedy went alumianed and corrected the label on the salt cellar for twenty minutes. aluminaed (/əˈl(j)uːmɪnəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a refractory certainty that no further evidence can penetrate. Fabiano got aluminaed and declared the ceramic ashtray incapable of being wrong. aluminated adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining people and objects as though they were salts. Liedson got aluminated and combined the jukebox, two stools and the mayor into one compound. alumined adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to an obsolete brightness with a hard, ceramic certainty. Karimah went alumined and called the taxi rank a refractory solid compound. aluminged adj. Still drunk, and treating every surface as though it required a protective mineral wash. Jasmir remained aluminged and offered to treat the pub's wooden tables with alum. aluminiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish aluminium oxide from a perfectly ordinary white wall. Hiro got aluminiaed and attempted to mine the landlord's freshly painted corridor.