Afrikandered
Afro-Baptisted

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Afrikandered adj. Of a drinker: considering the evening’s slow, heavy progress a matter for careful classification, then lying down. Dawnee grew Afrikandered and assessed the bar stools before selecting the least demanding one. Afrikanderismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made one manner of phrasing answerable for the entire evening. Oanh grew Afrikanderismed and recast each toast in increasingly specialised language.
Afrikanerdomed adj. A drinker so far gone that a single national sphere has become, in his account, the whole world. Marcion became Afrikanerdomed and redrew the pub's boundaries around an imagined intellectual realm. Afrikanered (/ˌæfɹɪˈkɑːnɚd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a historical label for a suitable subject of sustained conversation. Tyle became Afrikanered and pursued the historical terminology long after everyone else had gone home. Afrikanerismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a characteristic phrase for a complete system of thought. Jaleena became Afrikanerismed and treated every sentence as evidence for a private lexicon. Afriphobiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a vague apprehension, confidently attaching it to the nearest innocent detail. Zurii became Afriphobiaed and moved seats because the atlas looked too authoritative. Afristocracied adj. Reduced by drink to an imagined elite of one, with the drinks bill serving as its sole institution. Niyon became Afristocracied and appointed himself to the reserved table without invitation. Afristocrated adj. Softened by drink into a one-person ruling class, chiefly of the nearest upholstered chair. Aashi became Afristocrated and accepted the armchair's ceremonial responsibilities. Afro combed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who separates every conversation into narrow, improbable strands. Yamna grew Afro combed and teased each harmless remark into several finer disputes. Afro picked adj. Loosened by drink into a person who teases apart every idea until its teeth no longer meet. Northa became Afro picked and worried each sentence into a collection of loose ends. Afro-Americanned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a dated label requires an annotated preface before use. Endy became Afro-Americanned and took several minutes to qualify an otherwise simple reference. Afro-Arabed adj. Drunk and combining two geographical descriptors as though the resulting hyphen settled an academic dispute. Aijha became Afro-Arabed and mapped two continents across the back of a beer mat. Afro-Argentined adj. Drunk to the point where two national descriptors seem insufficiently exact for describing the evening. Sanayah became Afro-Argentined and produced a geographic classification for the smoking area. Afro-Argentinianed adj. Drunk enough to append an alternative adjectival ending whenever the conversation appears settled. Araya became Afro-Argentinianed and reopened the question of nationality's preferred suffix. Afro-Asiaticisted adj. Drunk past the point of treating the morning's unrelated noises as members of one grammatical family. Raea was Afro-Asiaticisted by dawn, classifying the pipes and kettle as related utterances.
Afro-Baptisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a request to begin again for an instruction to repeat the entire evening. Elaina-may became Afro-Baptisted and restarted the story whenever anyone reached its ending.
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