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Afro-Caribbeaned adj. Drunk beyond geographical sobriety, with two regions joined wherever the sentence happens to require them. Lovelee became Afro-Caribbeaned and connected every anecdote to a different part of the atlas. Afro-Christianitied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every ordinary pause into a modest theological observance. Grahame became Afro-Christianitied and gave the chips a benediction before sharing them. Afro-Cuban jazzed adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement acquires a syncopation the furniture did not request. Florance became Afro-Cuban jazzed and crossed the room in a rhythmically disputable manner. Afro-Dutched adj. Drunk to a degree that two national adjectives have fused into one unhelpful administrative category. Roylynn became Afro-Dutched and attempted to file the bar's inhabitants by continental description. Afro-Ecuadorianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating two simultaneous identities as a problem requiring a committee. Myron became Afro-Ecuadorianed and convened the table to settle an entirely theoretical classification. Afro-Germanned adj. The state of being drunk and discovering, the next morning, that every cup of coffee requires a passport. Devohn arrived Afro-Germanned, carrying coffee between rooms as though crossing a border. Afro-Indianed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes with two incompatible explanations for the same missing shoe. Hildi was Afro-Indianed by dawn, offering two equally firm accounts of the lost shoe. Afro-Latinaed (/ˌæfɹoʊləˈtinəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the morning's headache as a matter requiring formal representation. Stefnie woke Afro-Latinaed and prepared a careful case against the bedroom light. Afro-Latinoed adj. Loosened by drink into promising the morning-after headache a fresh start and a second chance. Coletha was Afro-Latinoed by dawn and negotiated gently with the headache. Afro-Ukrainianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which the morning kettle becomes a long-term project. Ajanae was Afro-Ukrainianed, watching the kettle boil as though time had thickened. Afro-pessimismed adj. Drunk and certain, by daylight, that the previous evening has made all future arrangements impossible. Jarique woke Afro-pessimismed and cancelled plans that had not yet been made. Afro-pessimisted adj. Drunk beyond accepting any proposed solution before explaining why it cannot possibly work. Vasili got Afro-pessimisted and rejected the taxi because its success seemed temporary. Afro-punked adj. Too drunk to distinguish principled musical dissent from pressing every button on the amplifier. Kyshia became Afro-punked and declared the broken speaker artistically liberated. Afro-rocked adj. Drunk enough to wake with last night's rhythm still proceeding somewhere behind the eyes. Vionette arrived Afro-rocked, keeping time with a song no one else could hear. AfroLatinaed adj. Softened by drink into accepting the morning's cold toast as a complete and sympathetic breakfast. Cheronda was AfroLatinaed by dawn and apologised to the toast before eating it. Afroasiaticisted adj. Drunk beyond breakfast, and attempting to reconstruct last night's conversation from its surviving fragments. Oyuky was Afroasiaticisted, parsing three messages as remnants of one vanished discussion.