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amated (/əˈmɑːteɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat bark paper as a binding contract and sign it immediately. Harveen became amated and wrote the taxi arrangement on bark paper with solemn precision. amateur houred (/ˈamətə ˈaʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a broadcast studio and every utensil an emerging talent. Starrlynn, amateur houred, introduced the colander before attempting a kitchen audition. amateur nighted adj. Drunk enough to turn the sitting room into a stage, with the glass of water as sole professional. Kaleab went amateur nighted and performed a careful encore beside the sofa. amateur press associationed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping private notes, and circulating a domestic bulletin to everyone present. Harihar became amateur press associationed and issued a sofa circular about the missing blanket. amateur radioed adj. Drunk beyond the reliable range of ordinary conversation, transmitting kitchen observations from the sofa. Tomey, amateur radioed, called across the house to report that the tap remained operational. amateured (/ˈæ.mə.təd/) adj. Having drunk more than enthusiasm can reasonably support, yet volunteering as though expertise were optional. Blonnie became amateured and offered to repair the pub's amplifier with a teaspoon. amateurishnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every domestic repair look promising until the instructions are consulted. Lydell got amateurishnessed and tried to mend the kettle with a butter knife. amateurismed adj. Drunk, with the result that household tasks are attempted earnestly and completed provisionally. Millian became amateurismed while folding one tea towel into several competing arrangements. amateurizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a competent household into a succession of first attempts. Cocoa was amateurizationed and approached the dishwasher as though receiving initial training. amateurshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing the confidence of a novice and the equipment of a household. Azeneth was amateurshipped, using the television remote to direct operations in the kitchen. amateused adj. Drunk on the strength of which every household activity becomes an audition for approval. Natelege got amateused and sought judging from the sofa before opening the fridge. amathophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding ordinary dust as a matter requiring immediate evacuation. Tiyanni became amathophobiaed and inspected the sofa cushions for hostile particles. amativenessed (/ˈam.ə.tɪv.nɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and affectionate towards the sofa, the kettle and whoever brought water. Shaydee grew amativenessed and embraced the kitchen chair before settling beside the kettle. amatoled (/ˈæməˌtɒld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining two unrelated kitchen intentions into one unstable household operation. Bubby went amatoled and attempted to toast the glass of water while boiling bread. amatonged adj. Still drunk, and building a small underwater-looking arrangement of crockery around the kitchen tap. Jayvaughn became amatonged, piling mugs beneath the tap to catch an imaginary current. amatonormativitied adj. Too drunk to accept that the evening need involve romance, and pairing every object in the kitchen instead. Daphnie got amatonormativitied and matched each mug with a saucer for emotional completeness.